it depends on whether they let you keep the swingline 747 or not

I'm on the hook for applying massive storage configurations to Windows Active Directory and Windows Distributed File Services

I am a Unix/Linux administrator

these tasks were assigned to me because there's no one else who can do them

get a windows minion

the storage team which would normally be responsible for this, and just gained a senior engineer, is too busy

i think it all comes down to the stapler

and the windows team, which just grew from 5 people to 9 people, wasn't considered