[ Matthew's Ball Sack. ]

[that's cute]

[Pfffft]

[......D8 Ew, that's grodie.]

[-sanitizes you all the fuck over-]

[ .. LOLL ]

[ *sneezes on Feliks* ]

[I don't know what Newfieland would be 8D]

[me and Bela are in Al's glasses~]

[so is Mama Greece]

[...and Finland]

[....-thinks about this long and hard-]

[I have no idea what that means. )8;]

[Because I am a stupid Texan. c8]

[ before hetalia texas was just a state ]

[...five Texans. WOW.]

[NEWYORKFTW]

[*shoves Lovi back in the corner*]

[BETTERTHANALLYOUHICKS]

[......;A; -is a hick- -sobs-]

[So...where exactly is Alfred's glasses?]

[Al's glasses are generally Texas by virtue of he can take them off without changing if Texas goes 'f-this, we're a country' again.]

[...orsomething]

[that's how it was explained to meeeee.]

[I had to get my Finland to explain it to me. I AM SUCH A TARD. orz||]

[What city are you from, Roshia? \o/]

[Me, Mama and Bela are all off Ft. Hood |3]

[OH YOU'RE SO CLOSE <3]

[I am from the Belton/Temple area. \o/]

[There's a place here named dildo 8D]

[...lmao]

[It's tru fax XD]

[my summer home is located in dildo.]

[Ironic in a way considering the Icelandic penis museum]

[Pfffft]

[...Ew, so many Texans 8( ]

[ikr?!]

[XD]

[... Thankfully, I just live here. Not actually Texan.]

[Oh, good. ]

[It's like... hell here. *shudder* I wanna go home.]

[;A; It's awwwwful here. -weeps-]

[My god, the weather patterns. There is no consistency.]

[Preaching to the choir, Missy. XD]

[Can't be as bad as here. I can have all 4 seasons in a day]

[NYISTHESHIT]

[... In the morning it is cold and windy. In the afternoon it is warm and nice. In the middle, it is cloudy and sometimes snows.]

[Rinse,repeat. Feel like a yo-yo.]

[You get used to it after about 8 years. 8D;;]

[... But I dun wanna be here that long TT__TT]

[So you're in FH for a military purpose? o:]

[Me Papa is military. I wish to FLEE to other country.]

[ c: I'm in Colorado. It's fabulous here, though the weathers pretty screwy. Supposed to get 18 inches of snow + it was 65 yesterday 8| ]

[The views are prolly awesome though.]

[L-LIKE SOUTH PARK, COLORADO?]

[I am from Kwajalein, Marshall Islands. c: ]

[... I couldn't even say that first part without coaching.]

[Ahahaha. Kwa-ja-lin.]

[I LEARNED! xD I'm from Californiaaaaaaa]

[Well, yeah, because I gave you a voice clip. xD]

[See, I'd have said it 'Kwa-ja-line'. Coaching was necessary.]

[Voooooooice clip. xD]

[And even then, I'd have said it so European Russia'd hit me again.]

[Eww, voice clip. >3>]

[Cuuuuute voice clip]

[-Flicks you-]

[;A; So cruellll]

[>3> Deal with it.]

[I don't wanna!]

[D'aaaaw....]

[Meanie Iggy flicks meeee]

[-Feeds you scones-]

[*dies*]

[... But scones are delicious dammit.]

[ .______. .........-Stares at the dead body- .......-Biggest insult to food, ever.-]

[*Pretty dead, yeah. Good job*]

[It is... I'll take them scones though.]

[...-Glances up at and gives scones-]

[*Omnomnom* Yay scones~]

[*Revives! Being dead is boring*]

[*LATE REPLY, my internet shut down* Uh, I'm not in South Park, but YEAH I'VE BEEN THERE ]

[THAT'S COOL]

[There's actually nothing there.]

[LOL hahaha no wonder they chose that place]

[ 'M from the Philippines ]

[FRATELLO IS FROM THAT AWESOME PLACE?!]

[SHUT UP. NEW YORK SUCK]

[*SUCKS]

[...i didnt SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NY]

[BUT NOW THAT YOU REMINDED ME, NYISTHESHITFUCKERS]

[I'm just thrwoing that out there]

[is it?! I'm going there in may...]

[DON'T jkjk]

[lol I can't get a refund anyway XD]

[I am not Texan!!!]

[I just happen to live here....]

((I live in a beautiful country where people ride ponies, wear pink skirts and always win at chess. :3))

((/late as hell))

[[no worries I was too xD]]

[...o Ao What?]

[Scotland?]