[*pats head* >: ]

(( I would offer to clean for you, but I do not think you live close enough D= ))

[ALL FUCKING DAY! ALL DAMN DAY I WAS MOPPING AND VACUUMING AND SWEEPING AND MOTHER FUCKER!]

[ AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A HOUSEWIFE ]

[NO, NO I MIGHT BE. EVERYONE TREATS ME LIKE THEIR BITCH]

[...AND I MIGHT NOT BE DONE BUT I'M HIDING SO I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYMORE WORK]

(( Poor Lovi~ D: switch places! I'll finish your house for you! ))

[YES! my mom's been working me all day like.. LIKE I'M THE FUCKING HELP OR SOMETHING!]

[ I bet Antonio wishes you'd clean his house... ]

[ in a maid dress ]

[...hmph! IN HIS DREAMS]

[ A very short maid dress. ]

[ mhm ]

[HFDSDJKHA-WHAAAAT!?]

[ i'll ask him right now C: ]

[ A very short. Pink. Maid. Dress. ]

[.../passes out]

amused.

not amused. not at fucking all.

Antonio would love it.

you should die.