[...Whut?]

[Allergies. Really, really bad allergies.]

[D8 *hugs*]

[*clings* This is why I want to move to somewhere with no plants at all. Sadly, that doesn't exist.]

[*pats* >: ]

[On the upside, at least I have epic air filters inside my house.]

[Yay! \o/]

[Very much yay. And smells nice too.]

[x3]

[IT EXISTED ONCE UPON A TIME. AND THEN, PEOPLE MOVED THERE. AND GREW PLANTS.]

[FFFFF.... PEOPLE RUINED EVERYTHING!]

[You're just now figuring this out??]

[I had some hope left. Teeny little sliver. But it was there. Now it is not.]

[*hugs you* I know what you mean. I lost my hope a long time ago. It ran away at full speed.]

[Mine's currently breaking landspeed records. The rest of it jumped ship and swam to Cuba.]

[At least you know where yours went...]

[For the first five seconds, yes. By now, my sanity is probably in Tibet for all I know.]

[HAHAHA yes, sanity....I do believe that is gone too.]

[Yeah... Hope was last seen riding a koala and screaming off into the Outback...]

[My hope died, it caught ebola when it was trekking through the jungle with my sanity.]

[Damn. Our mental health get around.]

[That it does, and it explains A LOT]

[It does that. Now... do we get frequent flier miles from this?]

[Shit I hope so, at least we'd be getting SOMETHING out of it.]

[Tax redemption would be nice too.]

[OH HELLS YES!!]

[Hell, I'd even settle for a complimentary fruit basket.]

[As long as there isn't any shaved coconut. That is in no way shape or form fruit.]

[No. That's a nut. Hence why the name is cocoNUT.]

[The stuff you eat is still technically the fruit of the nut, so in my brain I somehow classify it as a fruit *shrugs*]

[Actually it's the flesh of the nut. 8D]

[ flesh, fruit, same difference. I'm tired lemme lone lol xD]

[XD I still hold it's delicious.]

[The fresh stuff is vury delicious, it's just that shaved crap you buy in a bag that's nasty xP tastes like plastic or something]

[It are coconut. Bagged stuff is styrofoam. Difference.]

[Yus yus, this is true. He man if we're getting FFM's, we're so going to Hawaii xD]

[... I wanna tapdance on a volcano. It'll be fun.]

[Hell yeah it will be 8D]

[Suicidal, prolly. Epic, definitely.]

[Well everything has it's ups and downs..you can't win for losing lol but you can go out with an effing BANG]

[Good god yes. If the tapdancing doesn't kill one, then AWESOME, find something else.]

[ *picturing Germania tap dancing* ]

[... Did it break your brain?]

[ actually no ]

[Good. I thought it was an amusing image. And that leads to Hetalia Thriller, which is always fun.]

[ ohg-]

[8D Watch that glorious mental image. Look at them bust a move all Micheal Jackson wonderfully.]

[ OHGODAS- ]

[And now we move on to a wonderful collection of maneuvers from Beat It.]

[ you have successfully killed me, gramps ]

[*bows* I was just getting started.]

[Hetalia Thri- NO, BAD GERMANIA!]

[8D HETALIA TO BACK STREET BOYS. HAVE A NICE DAY.]

[ fuck you ah ]

[ /DIES ]

[[Oops pretend that was Hungary....omg, I'm so gonna get you at school tomorrow >.<]]

[*evil grin goes here* TOXIC.]

[ USUK. ]

[ OR RUSSIA/AMERICA TAKE YOUR PICK ]

[OOPS I DID IT AGAI-oh wait wrong song.]

[FRANCE/UK. WITH PRETTY CURE. Wait... that's an anime. OH WELL.]

[LOL oh God it hurts too much to laugh. DAMN YOU]

[Yeeeeah. Them frills. Bet they ride up something awful.]

[You have no idea.]

[At least they get to take out their frustration on evil creatures.]

[Lawl yes, very true]

[And be fashionable. With questionable animal minions.]

[xD yus]

[And... have you seen how many Precure there are? You could get all of Hetalia in there.]

[O.O Oh jeezus....yes....]

[The fact that I can make this comparison may be a bad thing.]

[It's all good, your sanity is in Tibet remember?]

[... I think it moved by now.]

[Or that]\