You just need to ask her when ever she says somethnig "are you serious"? If you say it enough she may get the hint

ha!

that would be great.

i'd still rather just wear a shirt that says, 'i want to punch you in the face.'

and the back would say, 'yes, i'm talking about you, sharon.'

Sharon osborn?

nope, but had even bigger hair.

has, rather