i sometimes have to actively fight the urge to make my twitter stream so mundane that hodgman would be jealous
latest #18
"looking at newspaper now"
"brushing stray hair out of my eye"
"doing that manuever where you scratch one foot with the other"
"listening to new messages!"
"thinking about making a copy"
"running tongue over teeth"
"adjusting collar to better expose cleavage"
"trying to remember what i needed to do at work today"
"chitchatting with colleague about which is worse: headache or toothache"
idly sticking pencil in ear
I don't know who hodgman is!
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