fetuses are totally parasitic.

they grow inside your body by feeding on your resources, they cause extreme discomfort and push your organs all around.

They can even break bones as they leave the body. Sometimes they have to be surgically removed.

And they change your brain chemistry to the point that you are predisposed to continue giving them your resources after they leave the body.

Their sole purpose is to reach a level where they can create more of themselves.

Mothafuggin babies, man.

"my feelings exactly."

that is a strangely logical and sensical argument

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