No telling what's going to stick out or in nor what crazy angle it will get to depending on my stance!

it is easier to be a mermaid.

so too

yeah I have so much trouble with sculpted stuff.

sculpted skirts are not meant to be worn anywhere but on a pose stand.

I have a large butt-I look ridiculous in sculpted skirts because they never fit and something is ALWAYS poking out. Unless I don't move.

yes, so many outfits that use them are very cute & stylish, inspiring one to go out in them, but no doubt inspiring raised brows.

"Ermh, it's the latest thing: fancy barrels, don't you know?"