HO SHIT ME TOO!

=0 YAY!! Im not alone. My name is Tiffany and I have cooties.

My name is Kristin, and I too have cooties.

Cooties destroyed my home, and family, and my friend's trust.

But remember, that you are not alone in the war against cooties.

HAhah!

Go to your doctor and get tested for cooties today. The sooner we seek help, the sooner we win against the desiese.