no bitingz? your hoomans wer good today?

well I didn't bitez mommy. and I didn't jump on her feetz. and I didn't yowl. I was good!

you shows me how to be good lilhelena?

OK. Well just dontz bitez mommies and daddies and don't peepee in bad places.

and don't yowl when mommy and daddy are twying to sleep.

when I yowl daddy putz waterz on me.

i don't peepee in bad places. am i good?

yeah!

but i still bitez and yowl when dey sleeping

i not know why they getz mad at yowling. i just try to wake them up to play wif me.

mommeh sez i yowl like chickenz!

ya! i jus wanna play!

i yowlz and i try to open the door.

i makez lotsa noise.

they dun like it

me, too! i openz teh cabinet door every morning at 5am!

they dun like it, either.

is that where your foodz iz?

no. dats where da towelz n blankets are.

i like blankiez!

yeah! mayumi_mudd too! we can all be BFFs!

how about Crookshanks?

YAY blankiez!

cwookshanks likez lapz more dan blankiez.

lapz are nice!

i scared of lapz.

sometimez mommy putz me on her but i getz down and cuddlez next to her

i like lapz!

cuddlez i likez too!

i likez cuddlez!

and i like wen mommy rubz my head!

but sera_bear get jealous when I cuddles wid dem.

i scared of rubz on my head. i bitez hoomans if dey do.

I bitez if mommy or daddy rubz my chin or my tummy

i dun bite aidan