lifehomew
14 years ago
作文:三十年後的我.....作文老師在五年級班上上作文課,指定一個作文題目「三十年後的我」。班上的一位女生小美寫道:「今天的天氣不錯,我開著老公結婚週年送我的勞司萊斯,手指上戴著他剛買給我的 三克 拉大鑽戒,脖子上也掛著上個月生日才送我的紅寶石項鍊,
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lifehomew
14 years ago
帶著我的小孩到大安森林公園去玩。我們倘佯在花團錦簇的園區裡,到處都是人們羨慕的眼光。突然,路上衝出一個渾身惡臭、滿臉污穢、無家可歸的老太太,我仔細一? @∼ 「天啊!她竟然是我國小五年級的作文老師!」
lifehomew
14 years ago
老師評語:這一個星期妳只能站著上課~~~ (lmao)
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shuwei468
14 years ago
(LOL)
lifehomew
14 years ago
lifehomew
14 years ago
shuwei468: 午安!! :-P
lifehomew
14 years ago
ifonlyif: 白目的學生~~ (LOL)
黑媽媽
14 years ago
好有目標的學生
lifehomew
14 years ago
ifonlyif: 可是他也把老師出現的場景弄得太難看囉~~ (LOL)
lifehomew
14 years ago
flora38: (woot)若是妳怎麼處理~~
mk22
14 years ago
lifehomew: 超有創意 (lmao) (rofl)
DouglasLiang
14 years ago
lifehomew: 每天看妳的噗真是人生一大享受 :-))
lifehomew
14 years ago
mk22: 美女午安!! :-))
lifehomew
14 years ago
DouglasLiang: 看你們開心我也很開心!! :-))
886
14 years ago
(lmao) 真的素死小孩
lifehomew
14 years ago
ifonlyif: 真是開明的老師~~ :-))
lifehomew
14 years ago
Snoopy5313: 她慘了~~ (LOL)
躲貓貓
14 years ago
lifehomew: 下午好~~這學生的嘴巴一點都不甜... :-P
886
14 years ago
lifehomew: 還好是站著上課不是跪著上課
lifehomew
14 years ago
lifehomew
14 years ago
shannon2009: 難怪被老師罰站!! (LOL)
lifehomew
14 years ago
Snoopy5313: 一星期耶~~不能跪著!!不然會被告!! (rock)
躲貓貓
14 years ago
lifehomew: 就是啊~~她可以祝福老師嘛...遇到一個和藹又慈祥的老婦人,和她的孫子(女)在公園共享天倫之樂 :-D
lifehomew
14 years ago
shannon2009: 若是這樣!!不但作文分數高~老師還天天對她很好!! (LOL)
躲貓貓
14 years ago
lifehomew: (griltongue)這招一定要學起來
lifehomew
14 years ago
shannon2009: 妳不用了吧!! :-P
躲貓貓
14 years ago
lifehomew: 不能假裝自己還是天真無邪的小女孩嗎 :-o
lifehomew
14 years ago
shannon2009: 唉~~看到自己的一雙兒女~妳還能裝可愛嗎~~ (blush)
躲貓貓
14 years ago
lifehomew: (LOL)把手搭在小女兒身上,說:姐姐以前也是很多人追的 (rofl)
lifehomew
14 years ago
shannon2009: 兒子比我高~我是不是也要依偎在他身上撒嬌勒!! (rofl)
躲貓貓
14 years ago
lifehomew: 要不然兒子長那麼高是作什麼用的 :-P當然要好好利用一下
曼殊室莉
14 years ago
(woot)....狂想曲~~
lifehomew
14 years ago
COCOBOBO: 她的目標好大~~ :-))
Catharine
14 years ago
(LOL)
lifehomew
14 years ago
moonsunset: (woot)下午好~~ (girlkiss)
Catharine
14 years ago
黑媽媽
14 years ago
lifehomew: 我的評語會寫:同學你離題了,題目是三十年後的我,不是愛麗絲夢遊仙境
lifehomew
14 years ago
躲貓貓
14 years ago
flora38: 哇~~你的評語很讚 (LOL)
躲貓貓
14 years ago
lifehomew: 晚上好喔~~粗飽沒?
lifehomew
14 years ago
shannon2009: 粗飽了~~ :-))
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