Weeeeesttttttt/

Where the hell have you been?

In your mouth.

;D

....Distracted. Bonnefoy, that made no sense.

What do you mean by distracted? You didn't go over to Feli's, did you?

Nah, just...-rubs temple- had a bunch of meetings to go to and extra paperwork.

Need help with the paperwork? *will just shred it*

It's fine.

*nudge* C'monnnn.

*sigh* No, Bruder. You'll just scrap it all.

I will not.

*pouts* and if you give them to me I'll make it with your while tonight. *grin*

*flushes* I-I don't my hours of work to meet the shredder! ;

*I don't want

So what you're saying is paperwork is more important than your awesome big bro?

Fine, I see how it is!

T-That's not what I meant! ;

*already out the door*

*goes after, grabs his hand* H-Have it your way, B-Bruder.

*victoryplz*

Okay~ Whatever you say, West~

*looks at* So? What is to become of my paperwork?

*shreds faster than you can say autograph*

[ Vanya stop stalking us. :I ]

[But it's fun nwn -continues to lurk with popcorn-]

[ GET OUT, FAT ASS >:C ]

*gapes* MY P-PAPERWORK!

[...Just for that, no -sticks tongue out-...nwn -goes back to popcorn and lurking-]

[ GODDAMN IT. ]

[ WEST, KICK HIS FAT ASS OUT ]

*grins, lol that was fun*

[Also. *offers Ludwig compensation beer and wurst for putting up with Gilbert; IGNORES THE FAT COMMENT*]

[......The beer is frozen. |: ]

*glare, growl* BRUDER!

What?

I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT!

I had my fingers crossed C:

['T will thaw and be extra yummy~ (true story btw orz)...'niwho *lets you two have brother time* nwn]

[ Brother time whut. ]

[ So Bruder CAN keep a secret? ]

[Da, brother time nwn...and ANYONE can keep a secret given proper motivation =3]

[....I will ring your neck with my bare hands if you did anything to him. ]

[ GO WEST GO. ]

[I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. ...Why's it always automatically my fault >=?]

[ BECAUSE YOU SWALLOW ]

[...The Hell does that have to do with anything?]

[ IT DOES BECAUSE I SAID SO ]

[THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE OR HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE TOPIC AT HAND.]

[ Hmmm...well, let's see, Ivan; you stole my Bruder from me and tortured him, keep a bunch of others captive, and kill people with a pipe. ]

[ What could possibly make everything your fault?]

[ Not to mention that you are insane.]

[Also, for the record, you've done more damage in Doitsu's absence than I have--sanity is a very debatable issue.]

[And I didn't steal him, Arthur and Alfred told me I could keep him. ...Though I will admit I stole the other three.]

[...and to the occasional killing someone with my pipe.]

[ /thinks we should confiscate that pipe ]

[ I'll bring it up at the next UN meeting.]

[*thinks it would be mean to take something you gave as a gift to being with*]

[ *correction: something you TOOK as a gift*]

[You didn't stop me from taking it, therefore was gift *hugs pipe*]

[ It's because I didn't see you taking it. ]

[ *twitch* ]

[I still had it when I visited, da? And you didn't take it. *mypipedamnit*]

[ Good God, keep the thing, just don't kill with it. ]

[I won't~ I can be a good Russia~]

[...I have my doubts.]

LUDWIIIG! *GLOMPAGE*

[ DON'T YOU LOVE HOW AS SOON AS RUSSIA INVADED THIS THREAD IT DIED ]

[I SAID I WAS FINE BEING A LURKER. YOU STARTED IT >=.]

[ YOU STILL INVADED IT ][

[POINT? I WAS BEING A GOOD, QUIET VANYA >=]

[ EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH DIES ]

[...*could say something but won't I'MAGOODVANYA,DAMNIT,I'MNOTSAYINGIT*]

[ EVERYTHING. ]

[*IS NOT GOING TO SAY IT*]

[ *SAY IT* ]