Haha. You took German! What help?

I need loads of different birds and plants

*Vogels und Pflanzen

Albatross

Chicken (hahnchen, or sommat like that)

EW! you said "sommat"

you repulsive illliterate chav!

chavs don't say sommat. Poppy and Olde English people do.

Have you ever heard a chav?!

yes. many collaborate in my form room

THEY DON'T SAY SOMMAT!

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over-reaction