she has slaves wiwwow

I think you love your mummy as much as she loves you wiwwow. There's a bit of an imbalance here. I love Chrissy FAR more than she loves me.

you better believe bee-atch (other mummy) larelle

well, I wouldn't call my mum rude words. We call each other "sweetie"...but Chrissy is just too anti-social. She needs a CASBO

A Cat-ASBO

Well wiwwow, there are these things that the blue policemen give naughty humans called ASBO's - anti social behaviour orders

and for Chrissy I think there should be a Cat Anti Social Behaviour Order - or CASBO

If my mum gave me one of those, I'd make sure she was VERY sorry anyway!!!