highways are often better than freeways oddly

HAHAHA

just pop on over to nerb's

BALLS

I FORGOT TO PUT THE DAMN THING OUTSIDE

AND TEXT YOU

tomorrow?

to be honest, today was my busy day, so i had a feeling this was going to happen.

however.

phew. good thing i checked this in time.

OH AND MY PHONE IS AT HOME. COOL.

uh. you had better get this.

he comes and he goes

someone want to do me the favor of intercepting his potentially failing attempt at poultry getting-age.

if i get my hands anywhere near a chicken carcass a stock will materialize within hours so i can't, the temptation is too strong

it is jordis

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits in my fridge, inside my home, behind a locked door is what i am saying.

FFFUUUUUU jordi you had better not be doing what i said you should do.

SOMONE TEXT HIM THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

ok ok

*looks for phone*

he's not an avid texter either

make this a non-fail guys

..no text back yet

over it. at this point, i've washed my hands of tonight.

so confused