in the original sleeping beauty

the girl was kind of woken up after she was raped in her sleep, GAVE BIRTH IN HER SLEEP

and then the kids eventually removed the splinter in her finger that was making her sleep

the moral is something about being lucky

FAIRY TALES HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPY

but wow

I'm so lucky i got raped and gave birth and my kids pulled a splinter out of my hand!!!

But what I'm more worried about is how these kids got the nutrients they needed while they were inside her, wtf.

no actually the luck part is something about how the king is pissed she got pregnant and shit and tries to burn her alive

but it turns out the king ate her children by accident, but didn't, because the cook saved them

and... something... something.

Oh. That's lucky.

yeeeep