loves nia
14 years ago
i'm learning about fairy tales, plurk.
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loves nia
14 years ago
in the original sleeping beauty
loves nia
14 years ago
the girl was kind of woken up after she was raped in her sleep, GAVE BIRTH IN HER SLEEP
loves nia
14 years ago
and then the kids eventually removed the splinter in her finger that was making her sleep
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loves nia
14 years ago
the moral is something about being lucky
loves nia
14 years ago
FAIRY TALES HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPY
loves nia
14 years ago
but wow
maid of might
14 years ago
I'm so lucky i got raped and gave birth and my kids pulled a splinter out of my hand!!!
maid of might
14 years ago
But what I'm more worried about is how these kids got the nutrients they needed while they were inside her, wtf.
loves nia
14 years ago
no actually the luck part is something about how the king is pissed she got pregnant and shit and tries to burn her alive
loves nia
14 years ago
but it turns out the king ate her children by accident, but didn't, because the cook saved them
loves nia
14 years ago
and... something... something.
maid of might
14 years ago
Oh. That's lucky.
loves nia
14 years ago
yeeeep
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