sfvjaf;afjsf why is plurk so addicting ;_;

i exist to plurk

this is sad that i'm talking to myself >8(

후.......

inorite? D:

omg i cant believe the explosion of plurk popularity

the plurk owners must have been ecstatic and weirded out to see so many accounts come out at once and ALL FRIEND EACH OTHER

it's an SMTown cult

with clones running around

there's two of me you know D:

siwon & shiown

*shiwon

there's FOUR gengs

...

two siwons, four gengs

HMMMMM.

there's you, hankyung, hangenggg, and hanteuk

four gengs fighting each other

there are like three kyus

or more

lulz

this makes SMTown Plurk Orgy more fun >8D

siwon is really horny

lol, there's two of me and my birdie ;____;

donghae is projecting his feelings onto siwon

that everyone here is just as horny or more so

how long it will take before someone RPs porn

not horny because he's innocent

and then how long it would take before it turns into an threesome and foursome and fivesome and before you know it, a massive writhing orgy

OK DONGHAE SURE

WE BELIEVE YOU

*COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*

donghae crosses the boundaries of skinship wayyyy more than siwon does

scandalized. OMG STFU ;-; I do not like skinship D:

not a slut ;-;

the fact that you guys are ganging up on me. OMG STFU ;________;

god punishes liars

img.photobucket.com/albu...

BEHOLD EVIDENCE OF DONGHAE SKANKERY

siwon is a horny hypocrite >8|

at least i dont pretend i'm not teasing the camera

SCANDALIZED AGAIN. OMG YOU WERE CHECKING ME OUT D:

THIS STUFF IS ALL OVER THE INTERNET DONGHAE

I DONT THINK WE HAVE TO WONDER WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR PUTTING IT THERE

*STARES*

i

that probably is who >:|

(IDK IF THERE"S ONE HERE :|)

I WAS JUST TEASING YOU GUYS BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYONE IS AFTER ME

D: you are right

this conclusion: donghae is sexy. THE END.

like siwon forgot something: SEXY AND HOT, PRZ.

donghae is getting vain

but agrees D:

that's because even I can't resist me >8D

if donghae can't stop touching himself at times

I can, but you can't! D:

if donghae's skinship is really him trying NOT to touch himself

that would explain a lot

that's a very good theory. XDDD

OMG he's passing it to other members dxaskj

AHA

SO THE SEXIER YOU ARE, THE MORE YOU TOUCH OTHERS TO STOP YOURSELF FROM PUBLIC INDECENCY

touching others isn't public indecency

it's fanservice~

YOU SO HARD. LOL

but really. look at siwon >_>

he loves skinship so much because he's sexy and can't stop touching himself D:

well we always knew SJ's got some intense psychology problems going on

it even gets passed to ELF

that Donghae is Kibum's slut. Nuff said.

three kyuhyuns \O/

THAT DONGHAE THING IS NOSEBLEEDING-INDUCING D:

*_*

agrees with henmin