ohhh what do we do in the secret lab or is it a secret?

it is a secret...but you can know!

We make secret evil plans about secret evil things! *the evil is optional*

Today! we are going to plan what you shall do with greg!

yay plansies! so *sits on convenient pillow* what shall we do?

If you know what I mean! (joke)

so what we doin!

*also sits on convenient pillow, but an evil one* We are going to plan what you are going to do tomorrow, about greg! (not in a naughty way)

*heehee* so miss evil i have turned to u what is ur plan

*puts on evil genius voice* it is in many phases, and it is called operation Spatula!

SPATULA i love it so lets hear bout it

Phase 1: go to the kitchen sneakily and open a drawer or cupboard, in which you will find a spatula! put this spatual in your bag,

with a vegetable peeler, a coliander, a bowl and a fruit of your choice!

right then....

Phase 2: *still in evil genius voice* tomorrow you place the bag of items within your schoolbag and go to school

Phase 3: when you see greg, run and bash him on the head with your schoolbag, cut him up with the vegetable peeler, and scoopout his insides

with the SPATULA!!!!!1

place them in the bowl and the coliander, give him a hefty dose of paracetamol, then put back all his insides sow it up with my sewing kit,

give him CPR, and tell him you saved his life when he recovers! Simple!!!!

Phase 4: whilst he's recovering give him the fruit and a "get well soon" card!

and er, that's it...

did I upset you?

noo my pc froze thats the bestest plan ver

YASY!!!!!!!!!

woo !

soo we do need a phase 5 right well then we..

5: whilst he's in hospital we...erm...

i have the time off school and make it into a medical drama and he looks like he isnt gonna make it but i stay there and he wakes up!

because he's in a COMA! and it's a reality-improvised-acting-medical-drama, so they get proffesional actors in

and some doctors who can act, and make them improvise a medical drama about what's happening to REAL patients!

ohh i like it!

and YOU are one of the actors, laura is a 'doctor who can act', greg is a REAL patient, and I...oh....

u are the minstrel in the corner!

as in the musical type

I'm not that musical...

ooh! I know I'll be the hospital secretary!

*gives me a chance to wear my stocking and my new garter!

yay secretary! woo

yay! and Hannah...

wooo! but i thought she could be like dr nick the crazy doctor and i would be the over emotional family

uber idea!

danke schon!

varshe gut! (swedish)

umprebruke (swedish but i cant spell)

actually that's afrikans, it means thong!lol

oh soz i ment afrikans

don't worry!