That's so sweet, Rome-san! ^^

... Er... thank you?

I thought so too! These were really popular in my gardens! *hands them over happily*

*now has flowers* They're... rather pretty. *blush*

*moves a bit closer, because he is not shy in the least* You look cuter when you blush~!

*blushes harder and leans backwards* I-I do NOT. Men are not CUTE.

*leans even closer* Okay okay, fine. What adjective would you prefer? Handsome? Beautiful? *looks thoughtful* Ah! Disarmingly attractive!

*panics* Wh-What?! Why is beautiful in that list?!?

Well, you're a girl right now. *points this out bluntly* And a very lovely one at that~

*flails* I'm not staying a girl- and i can't be lovely, this is just ME here.

Well, when you're no longer a girl, you can still be a handsome and attractive man, right? *is clearly undeterred*

The hell has that to do with anything? You only like women.

Nah, I never said that. I just never tried it with a man before. Did I never mention how popular that was in Naples?

That's FRANCE. And why is it I never knew this about you? Am I going to be a notch on your bedpost now?

It never came up? Eh, I never thought about it. You never seemed interested anyway. Besides...*grins a bit* You don't have to be JUST a

notch if you don't WANT to be.

*panicked blushing here* Was... I never- you don't... You don't even LIKE me half the time.

No, I think that's you who dislikes me most of the time *considers this*

You keep hitting on other women when I'm around. Don't tell me you thought I LIKED it. *stares*

What? No. I didn't think you cared either which way?

... *whacks with flowers* Inconsiderate JERK.

Ack! Wait! What? *deeply confused!* Back then I thought you didn't care past the point of friendship! *flails* What do you want from me?!

*bursts into tears* How do you not even KNOW? Years I spent with you, cleaning your vomit and explaining things to those WOMEN...

And you don't even KNOW WHAT I WANT FROM YOU?!? *cries harder*

*looks completely at a loss, because this is WEIRD and CONFUSING* OKAY. WHAT DO YOU WANT? *looks frantic*

[[German women. We're hormonal and insane. XD]]

[[Poor poor poor Rome. XD]]

*sniffs* Guess.

...I don't want to guess. Because if I guess wrong you'll just cry again and that's...unsettling. So...just tell me? ...Pretty please?

[[He means so well. XD but he fails so hard]]

[[and it's hilarious XD]]

... Am I a notch? *sniffles and hugs beat-up flowers*

*tries to helpfully offer a handkerchief* Not if you don't want to be? ...Those days are behind me now...*hopes HARD that this is the right

answer because he is confused*

*blots eyes and sniffles* I don't want to be a notch.

Okay. *thinks they're making progress* No notch. What DO you want? *still a bit bewildered*

I... I don't know anymore. Mein gott, what is wrong with me?!? *goes back to bawling*

I wish I knew. Um. *flails* No no, don't cry! Um...er...chocolates? Hugs? Uh...*looks around* I still don't know what you want from me too!

*hiccups* What happened to meeeee?

Well, you became a woman. Women do cry a lot. *is not saying this to be mean at all, but helpful* I just want to help because this is WEIRD.

I know that, but WHY? *stares* Damn it... I broke the flowers. I'm sorry. Gott this is weird.

Oh. It's okay. I can get more from my garden if you want. *waves his hands a little* It's fine, really! I just don't know what to do.

It's the principle of the thing... I don't know how to fix me either... how do you normally fix crying women?

Er. I don't know if you'd like the answer. *appears to have grasped the situation*

... So don't tell me and just make the crying stop. *hiccups*

So you just want me to do it, then?

*hiccups* FIX IT. *sniffles*

And you won't hit me or yell at me because you told me to do it, right? *JUST MAKING SURE*

*sniffles* Dammit, yes. I will not hit you or yell at you. *wipes eyes on cloak* Make the crying stop already.

Okay. I just...want to make sure. *after all, nothing else he's tried has worked*

*steps right up and with all the suave Roman-ness he can muster, gives Germania a very good, but not fierce, kiss~* [[FFFF]]

[[can't believe I did that. XD]]

*here have a shellshocked Germania that isn't sure what to do with himself*

[[... Ya know, cold water would probably have sufficed. Just sayin'.]]

*leans back after a moment and regards him for a moment*

[[You think Rome thought about that? XD]]

Well....you're not...crying anymore...? *looks as though he must have been helpful*

*shellshock here* ... The hell was that?

[[No. Which is hilarious.]]

*scratches the back of his head and grins a bit* You told me to just do it, so I did.

... You kiss women to make them stop crying?

Well, not ALL of them. Just the ones I want to kiss. *looks a bit sheepish* You're going to cry again, aren't you?

... Do it again. And mean it.

...! *honestly looks surprised and then, delighted* Okay! *does so, and really does mean it. It's a very. very. VERY. good kiss*

Mmph?! *Oh oxygen, how you have abandoned Germania to a state of glorious bliss and awkward PG13 rated wonder*

[[LOL SORRY that killed me for a moment! XD]]

*draws back after several seconds and this time, looks pleased and also curious* ...Better?

[[Be glad you can't see me, cuz I can't breathe from the laughter.]]

... Mur? *here, have a thoroughly sexfaced Germania, complete with blush and fun gravity betrayal*

I'll take that as a yes. *wraps an arm around him*

... Ein moment bitte... *wobbles*\

Ein...mom...Oh! *grins* Sure thing. *holds him up with ease* That was fun.

Nn... That was fun. *leans on Rome*

We should do that again, yeah?

Yeeeeah... *hopeful look*

...Even after you're a guy again? You know I've wanted to try that~

*stares* Wanted to try it with me or just men in general?

I WAKE UP.

TO THIS.

... Who are you? *stares from comfy Rome hug*

I WAKE UP TO FAGGOTRY.

it illegal in your nation?

N-no...

Just...I wake up to this...

OAO;;

And I'm still a chick.

*snuggles Rome* Well, then there is no problem. For right now, I too am female. But at least now your outside matches your insides.

....

/stares/

Oh my God.

Oh mon dieu.

... Was? I've resigned myself to this condition. Eventually it will get better.

[[Im eating skittles for breakfast.]]

[[Wait. Rome's a chick, too?]]

[[Rome's still a dude. And skittles are not breakfast. Find real food.]]

[[Im eating them because I don't wanna cook. ;A;]]

[[Suck it up and cook something. No excuses.]]

[[;n;]]

[[I...can I have Kool-Aid...? ;A;]]

(( mmmmm skittles |D Salmiakki is better breakfast! =D *back to lurking))

[[TINO ILU XD;]]

[[There's a McDonald's up the street...8I;;;]]

[[REAL FOOD. EAT IT.]]

(( ILU2 FRANCIS! 8D sad thing is, that was out of character |D WHO NEEDS REAL FOOD!? ))

[[TO MCDONALDS?]]

[[I HAVE MONEY.]]

(( THAT WORKS! 8D ))

[[/STILL EATING SKITTLES.]]

[[GO TO MCDONALD'S. It's closer to real food. Hell, I'm about to be lazy and get fast-food...]

[[....Im still eating Skittles. 8I]]

[[I may make myself a sandwich instead of leaving the house.]]

[[Good. Then come back to wtfery.]]

[[Im still eating my Skittlles.]]

(( yes yes =D OHOH! SKITTLES SANDWICH!!! ))

[[......DUDE IM MAKING A BURRITO.]]

[[.... *facepalm*]]

(( mmmmm burritos~ |D ))

[[Imma make a burrito. :U]]

[[When I finish my Skittles.]]

[[Imma go and make some coffee. And then a burrito. :U]]

[[/nods in approval.]]

[[........ The burrito I can live with.]]

[[I NEED COFFEE.]]

[[8I;;;]]

(i want a soda?)

[[OMFG you're alive.]]

(( THE FUCK!? O____O THERE'S A ROMA! ))

[[I was on my phone. XD NOW I AM HOME and hoping I don't have heatstroke. I'm freezing and it's freaking hot.]]

[[NOW. *plays catch up*]]

Oh! Hallo Francis~! I didn't see you there! *completely oblivious to his outrage and returns to Germania, looking thoughtful*

Well, I've always had a sort of interest in trying it, you know, but I never really felt the desire to! But for you I think

I can make an exception...*charming grin*

I... see.

*still smiling cheerily* So?