Nah, then he really wouldn't rub my neck

so glad he's not married to im2cool

i'd have to wear a cup 24/7

does he threaten to clam kick or boob punch if you don't do something for him?

fair enough

Nah he stays clear of the milk mahines

er machines

*writes down addy for Ash to come "chat" with my husband.*

I can imagine the TNT show now: The Husbinator. When your husband won't do what you want him to, she'll make him!

Ash took what I was going to say. I firmly believe in kicking in the nuts

going to back away slowly from this plurkthread now...