Tummy is cross. Wants its happy drugs. Will get much crosser if Jock doesn't dig out its Nexium like yesterday.

his angry tummy its happy medicine and tells it to stop complaining at him so much.

my happy drugs make my tummy angry.

My tummy's happy drugs seem to be losing their punch. Good thing my windpipe's happy drugs are still going strong or I' need a tracheotomy.

As for my happydrugs, god they are expensive these days! Its nearly at the point where it would be cheaper to smoke crack than ciggies!

Coffee is going up in price too. I might have to kidnap me some Guatemalans to cut down on costs!

well, come to think of it, I don't really have happy drugs. I have slight less horrible sometimes drugs.

I took all my happy drugs back when I was younger.

You remember that song by Marilyn Manson? Well, the drugs DONT like me any more.

there is also another Marilyn Manson song that mentions "not enough drugs in this world", and that's more my situations.

er, without a plural.