sneaks in, is overwhelmed by about 1bn unread plurks, tilts his screen to make them all fall off, grabs a coffee and slacks big time today
eyes the plurks scattered all over the floor, spikes the coffee and saunters back off, whistling merrily! 
I am NOT cleaning that up! 
passes you more coffee
hehe, cheers *slurps more coffee, totally ignoring the mess he caused*
*glares*
