theres only one person I want jumping me in the dark and something tells me that isnt going to be happening... not today at any rate

I can be rather night blind, so it could end up being more like loud crashing followed by someone falling on top of you in the dark.

You'll give me a hard on if you continue doing that!

is this where you shove a microphone up your ass?

maybe after I dress in the loincloth and parade about on national television perhaps

hmm, okay, just don't do that while doing your Mick Jagger impression. That would be disturbing.

no, I need to wear spande leggings for the mick jagger thing to werk

spandex

*shudders*

this