Jock Cheese is
14 years ago
completely grossed out. Strange but true.
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Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
in a strange twist of fate, I agreed to clean my Mexican housemate's bedroom in return for AUD$25.
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
Reasonable I thought, couldn't take more than an hour to sort his shit out, vacuum the floor etc etc etc
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
honestly though, the place was fucking putrid. Empty (and some not so empty) beer and drink bottles, food bowls containing black filth...
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Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
that might have been digestible three months ago and crawling with fruit fly, spiders crawling through the ruins, what appeared to be cum...
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
...stains on the wall (and good luck if he can shoot that high)...
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
two hours later, putting the final finishing touhes on it, he rings me up to ask how I went...
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
...offering me another ten dollars and a chocolate milk to wash his clothes for him
Marie
14 years ago
He definitely got the deal of the century, I hope you didn't agree to wash his clothes?
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
No. And I didn't get an offer to wash his dishes either. I just went to the kitchen and noticed the pile of muppet-ridden crockery was gone.
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
I can only presume he was as good as his word and threw them out and will buy fresh crockery this week. This troubles me ever so slightly.
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
Its not that I don't support his right to buy fresh china rather than get his fingers wet with dishwater and I guess someone has to keep...
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
...the makers of low-priced china in business. But we only have a 40 litre wheelie bin to share between three housemates and I am worried...
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
...there wont be enough room to stuff HIM in the bin before next week's rubbish collection.
Marie
14 years ago
LOL!
Mae says
14 years ago
I'm afraid I won't be paying you money to clean my apartment, but I can pay you with uh, my awesome presence.
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
you get it done for free Mae cos I know you'll be donating all your cuddles and snuggles to a worthy charity later...
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
...the Jock Cheese Appreciation Society...
Mae says
14 years ago
yes, plus I'd be so grateful to see this apartment clean, I'd do anything for said charity.
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
besides, I like you lots and lots better than any smelly messican or scientology housemate You purdy & make me all squidgey & mushy inside:-)
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
(by the way, have I told you that I love you today? can I do it again just to be on the safe side?)
Mae says
14 years ago
you may. Just don't compare me to a Scientologist ever again. (nottalking)
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
not even favourably?
Mae says
14 years ago
I should be in another league all together, so that comparison isn't even possible. :-P
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
you are. I'd crawl into bed and cudde and kiss you. Wouldnt do that to the housemates here
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
not unless you really really REALLY wanted me to.....(you dont want me to, do you?)
Mae
14 years ago
not unless they give you a plane ticket in exchange.
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
*shudder*
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
I'll ask them later.... maybe if I look really woebegone and pathetic I can get out of the cuddles AND get the ticket anyway, you think?
Mae
14 years ago
if you think it'll work, go for it. You know I'd do it for you!
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
no, I dont think you would sleep with either of these two... the mexican is a grot of epic proprortions and the scientologist is a...
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
...morbidly obese giant ex-briton with no lower teeth and a snore that shatters Tupperware
Mae
14 years ago
you'd be sadly surprised what I'd do at this point.
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
i think I'd drop dead with amazement if it included any trysts with either of these two
Jock Cheese says
14 years ago
I mean that - I mean Im surprised tothink you find ME attractive, but these two were congealed, not born
Mae
14 years ago
if it solved an ongoing 5 year dilemma that has been at the top of my list, get the defibrillator ready.
Mae
14 years ago
I meant to get you here, no because I actually would want to sleep with them, yeesh.
Mae
14 years ago
so much later, after Mae has met the 2 roommates in question, she has decided that if it came down to that kind of choice, she knows which
Mae
14 years ago
one she would choose, if forced.
Mae
14 years ago
(unsure)
Mae
14 years ago
Hint-the one that doesn't wear a shit stain covered bathrobe.
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