ONLY IF YOU DO ANYTHING I SAY FOR A WEEK, MASAOMI.
If you eat them, *fine*...
NO.
DON'T.
OH?
IT'S NOT SAFE.
-ho clothes-
MAKE THEM DEEP FRIED.
DEFEND YOURSELF, SILLUBOA.
As they are or I won't do it.
nuh-uh
Don't fall for it Kida!
UBOA, DON'T FALL FOR ITTTTTTTTTT.
AS THEY ARE.
-shoves them all up in Thelma's grill-
NOOOOOOOOOO -eats Saki- OOOOOOOO.
Jedzte zatraceně pavúkmi, ty suka.
...
Why did yo--
Saki-- NOW WHO'S GOING TO PROTECT ME FROM THE FURRY, HUH.
DO PIČE, KATE. KĽUD.
...and I'LL EAT THEM IF YOU AGREE.
SO, AGREE.
now.
Nikdy. Nenávidím ťa. Jesť.
...
Mám chuť plakať...
U-UHHHHH. DRŽ HUBU, SUKA!
BOŽE, HAHAHAHA
Čo Yomi povedal. Jesť.
Prosím, jesť ...
Nikto ťa má rád, ale pavúky to jednoducho jesť.
ŽIVOTNÝCH PODMIENOK ZVIERAT PODVODY...
...dobre, budem jesť.
Yomi, nejde ti to.
Radi by sme sa stratili bez Google Translate.
btw I don't agree to anything...
OH YOU DO
NO SHE DOESN'T.
SHE'S MINE.
...
I love her with all of my pancreas.
That's pretty serious...
You won;t take away my precious Kida.
MY WHOLE PANCREAS.
...
How do you even-
Nenávidím ťa, betch.
-pulls out Patti and Liz okay-
Ja ťa ľúbim tiež, Kate! <3
-Miz and Papa?-
EWW. Nechutné. Vypadni preč.
Obávam sa, že je čas ... k tancu špinavé.
... OTL
Yomi, jeb na to.
Súhlasím s Yomi!
Prosím.
Si tak hlúpy, Yomi!
-shoots Kida to deadly death-
-dead-
Great...
JUST.
JUST GREAT.
Si nádherná vízia krásu, Chloe.
-lights Chloe's body on fire-
THELMA, THIS WOULD'VE NEVER HAPPENED IF YOU WOULD'VE JUST EATEN THE DAMN SPID-- -is lit on fire-
...
-deader than before-
INTERESTING.
-carries off the corpse to the rape dungeon-
-still on fire-
-on fire too B(-
Thelma, please just eat the spiders...
prsia.
ŠATY.
ŠATY.ŠATY.
ŠATY.
I meant prosím.
FUCK.
PERKELE.
FAAEEENNNN.
Please bitch.
Oh...
Thelma, I'll do anything...
NO.
I will... just eat the spiders...
-throws the tarantulas in Mikateo's stomach-
THOSE WERE FOR THELMA.
/belch
-plays M.I.A loudly- WHAT?
WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
SORRY WHAT.
...
I--
I wanted to see Thelma eat them! -rectal trauma-
You're dead, no?
BUT-- I--
WANTED TO SEE THELMA EAT THEM. -punch of *anger*!-
MERDE. IF YOU PLURK IT, THEN I'LL EAT THE DAMN SPIDER.
THELMA YOU INTERRUPTED MY PUNCH.
I'M TOTALLY NOT SORRY
FUCK YOUR SHIT THELMA
NO ONE LIKES YOU
LEAVE
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
But...
I want to see her eat the spiders first...
EVERYONE TITS OR GTFO.
YOMI... DON'T YOU EVEN ASK FOR TITS, SERIOUSLY...
Ikr.
he's too gay for tits.
well, MY POINT EXACTLY
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I AM.
You silly!
I sillier!
Mikateo silliest!
Lol oh me.
-plays the organ LOUDLY-
Jee-zus Thelma just eat the spiders already...
I am not very patient...
They are in Mikateo's tummy-kins.
SHUT UP NO THEY AREN'T BECAUSE -logic-.
They are.
Shut up.
... just say that you'll do stuff and I'll eat them.
I already did.
Jee-zus.
I puked and shit them into a jar just for Thelma.
Oh go--
...
Now eat up.
Mikateo, that's gross...
-plays Bulletproof in the background-
Didn't you marry me for my quirky charms?
When did we get married...
/COVERS EARS AND SCREAMS LIKE A BANSHEE
-earbleed-
28 years ago honey don;t you remember.
Oh, I must've been dr-- Yes, I remember...
I'm afraid I'll have to sing it until someone eats the spiders...
THELMA JUST EAT THEM.
PLEASE?
PLEASEEEE?
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, MESSED AROUND,
THELMA OH GOD JUST EAT THEM.
I'M HAVING FUN, DON'T PUT ME DOWN,
I'LL NEVER LET YOU SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET.
THELMA EAT THEM
I WON'T LET YOU IN AGAIN, THE MESSAGES I'VE TRIED TO SEND,
/THELMA/
MY INFORMATION'S JUST NOT GOING IN.
THELMA OH GOD PLEASE
BURNING BRIDGES, SHORE TO SHORE,
I BREAK AWAY FROM SOMETHING MORE,
PLEASE THELMA
I'M NOT TO, NOT TO LOVE UNTIL IT'S CHEAP.
PRETTY PLEASE WITH THE EYES OF DEAD FISH AND PUFFIN GUTS ON TOP JUST EAT THEM
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, MESSED AROUND
I'M HAVING FUN, DON'T PUT ME DOWN
THELMA YOU BITCH EAT THE TARANTULAS.
I'LL NEVER LET YOU SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET. here comes the chorussssss
THIS TIME BABY I'LL BEEEEE BULLEEEEEEETPROOF
THELMA!
THIS TIME BABY I'LL BEEEEE BULLEEEEEEETPROOF
I WON'T LET YOU TURN AROUND,
AND TELL ME NOW, I'M MUCH TOO PROUD
TO WALK AWAY FROM SOMETHING WHEN IT'S DEAD.
PLEASE THELMA, PLEASE I SWEAR I'LL DO ANYTHING--
DO DO DO YOUR DIRTY WORDS
..............................................
NOT HELPING
COME OUT TO PLAY WHEN YOU ARE HURT?
NONE OF YOU PEOPLE ARE HELPING
THERE'S CERTAIN THINGS THAT SHOULD BE LEFT UNSAID.
THELMA JUST PLEASE--
TICK TICK TICK TICK ON THE WATCH NOW, LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR ME TO STOP-
N-AAH?
PLEASE JUST EAT THEM ALREADY. I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY FOR A /MONTH/ IF YOU JUST MAKE HIM STOP.
OH OKAY
OH BABY, YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT.
-EATS TARANTULA
-.............SLOWLY?
I WON'T LET YOU TURN AROUND,
ONE IS ENOUGH, RIGHT
I'LL TELL YOU NOW, I'M MUCH TOO PROUD,
Two.
ALL YOU DO IS FILL BE UP WITH DOUBT.
OKAY FINE ONE IS FINE.
THIS TIME BABY I'LL BEEEEE BULLEEEEEEEETPROOF.
THIS TIME I'LL BE BULLETPROOF, THIS TIME I'LL BE BULLETPROOF.
Okay time for another song!
NO.
From...
Uh...
XTC.
I'm fine with that...
WHO
ONE THOUSAND UMBRELLAS UPTURNED COULDN'T CATCH ALL THE RAIN THAT DRAINED OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU SAID WE WERE OVER AND OVER I CRIED
And uh... I lied about the 'I'll do anything you say for a month' thing...
'TIL I FLOATED DOWNSTREAM TO A TOWN THEY CALL MISERY OH OH MISERY MISERY OH OH MISERY
AND ONE MILLION TEACUPS I BET COULDN'T HOLD ALL THE WET THAT FELL OUT OF MY EYES WHEN YOU FELL OUT WITH ME NOW I'M CRAWLING THE WALLPAPER
THAT'S LOOKING MORE LIKE A ROADMAP TO MISERY OH OH MISERY
HOW CAN YOU SMILE AND FORECAST WEATHER'S GETTING BETTER, AND YOU'LL SOON FORGET HER IF YOU LET THE SUNSHINE COME THROUGH!
HOW CAN YOU SMILE AND FORECAST WEATHER'S GETTING BETTER, IF YOU NEVER LET A GIRL RAIN ALL OVER YOUUU!
AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THAT MY VISTA WAS GOLDEN IN HUE ONE THOUSAND UMBRELLAS OPENED TO SPOIL THE VIEW
ONE MILLION SALT SEAS
RECALLED FROM SCHOOL ATLAS
ALAS WOULD BE FILLED TO THE BRIM
SUNNY JIM COULDN'T JUMP IT
HOW CAN I BE PLEASED
WHEN I'M HANDED THE KEYS
TO A TOWN THEY CALL MISERY
OH OH MISERY
SO WITH A MOP AND A BUCKET
I'LL JUST SAY FORGET HER
AND CARRY ON SWEEPING UP
WHERE I'VE BEEN WEEPING
THE JESTERS WILL CREEP IN
TO STRIKE DOWN THE NEWLY CROWNED MONARCH
OF MISERY OH OH MISERY
HOW CAN YOU SMILE AND FORECAST
WEATHER'S GETTING BETTER
AND YOU'LL SOON FORGET HER
IF YOU LET THE SUNSHINE COME THROUGH
HOW CAN YOU SMILE AND FORECAST
WEATHER'S GETTING BETTER
IF YOU NEVER LET A GIRL RAIN ALL OVER YOU
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THAT MY SKIES WERE A JUNE JULY BLUE
ONE THOUSAND UMBRELLAS OPENED
TWO THOUSAND UMBRELLAS OPENED
TEN THOUSAND UMBRELLAS OPENED TO SPOIL THE VIEW
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