michellegreer asks
16 years ago
potential friends to tell a joke here for the plurk community so i know you are cool.
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frankmartin says
16 years ago
Twitter just got 15 Million $$
martinbogo
16 years ago
It's a hot summer, and the Vatican City plaza is full of people packed in like sardines. Up above them, a Cardinal walks out
martinbogo
16 years ago
on the patio of the Pope's room to address the crying throng below.
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martinbogo
16 years ago
"The pope .. he is-a sick. It is-a his heart." The crowd screams out "No! No! Not our beloved Pope!"
martinbogo
16 years ago
The Cardinal opens his arms to the crowd, and a silence falls ...
martinbogo
16 years ago
"The Papa, he has had-a vision from God. In his vision, he has seen that from amongst you all, shall come his salvation!"
martinbogo
16 years ago
The crowd goes NUTS! "Yes! Yes! What can we do?! What can we do!?"
martinbogo
16 years ago
The Cardinal shows the crowd a satin pillow. "This is His pillow, and inside there is a feather." He pauses...
martinbogo
16 years ago
"I will take-a this-a feather, and it will be G-d who will chose who here will a-give-a his or her heart to the Papa!" The crowd cheers!
martinbogo
16 years ago
"On whomever this-a feather lands, that person will go straight to heaven and be with G-d almighty and His son."
martinbogo
16 years ago
Then .. the Cardinal lets go of the feather...
martinbogo
16 years ago
And it wafts
martinbogo
16 years ago
And weaves
martinbogo
16 years ago
and floats in the sky.
martinbogo
16 years ago
And if you could have seen the looks on the faces of the faithful, you would have seen the same expression repeated ten thousand times.
martinbogo
16 years ago
.... People blowing and puffing and huffing up into the air for all they are worth.
michellegreer
16 years ago
votes frankmartin's joke as the funnier of the two
nertzy asks
16 years ago
"What do you call a sick bird-of-prey?
nertzy says
16 years ago
... an ill-eagle"
otherdeb דבורה says
16 years ago
A guy touring a small Eastern European country notices that everyone he sees is wearing running shoes, with the logo TGIF.
otherdeb דבורה says
16 years ago
He asks his guide about this: Is it a new, hot brand? Should he pick up several dozen to take back home with him?
otherdeb דבורה says
16 years ago
The guide looks at him and says, "Oh, no, sir. That's not a brand name. It's instructions."
otherdeb דבורה says
16 years ago
The tourist looks confused. "Instructons?"
otherdeb דבורה says
16 years ago
The guide looks at him and says, very earnestly, "Yes Sir. It means Toes Go In First."
Chris Kilian says
16 years ago
what did zero say to eight?
Chris Kilian says
16 years ago
nice belt
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