Not a chance.

u tink too much

please be careful, msvindicta

yep

dpl: there no pirates? i went to google, seems like no one has any sightings so far, but the locals patrol the area with guns still

I'm just referring on the Johnny Depp part.

You'll probably be just raped, cut up and thrown overboard.

HAHAHHA

i know lah! my gosh, im just kidding of course.

if i meet a pirate, the first thing i'll do is bite on my tongue and kill myself.

Still, they will rape you while you bleed to death.

If you see anyone that looks like Johnny Depp, pls KIDNAP him and bring back to Singapore. Muahahahaha!

worse is you dun die. and the blood makes good lube.

tehc: i will try with whatever gongfu moves i can make up at the point, just for you teh c. HAHA

dpl and uncle jay: okay, need to so gory anot! then throw myself overboard then, and drown to death.

if u diving, u got air tank remember

can swim away......

but then, i dun tink they will target small dive boats lah

boh $$ to earn..

i think they'll come like, when we're relaxing on the boat!

ya, i don't think they'll target tourists, unless they want to make it an international case.

i hope, at least. -crosses fingers-

You will still float face up even if u throw yourself overboard.

dpl: ENOUGHHHHHH

i don't want to die so young.

Aiya, I'm just kidding. I'm sure even pirates have better taste in women.

remember to keep the weights on, then will sink le

dpl: ...

i don't think they choose lor, tbh

aloe: lol! before i jump, i'll grab something heavy, like er, norman

They'll just cut off your tongue and make you their village bicycle. After which, disfigure you and cut off a limb and then make u a beggar.

er... the fats will keep him afloat too.... *runz*

dpl: you're gng to give me more nightmares.

aloe: hahahaha! er, grab my oxygen tank and go down with it then!

Don't worry. They will only begin when you reach there.

...

dpl's having fun

he is.

It's only begining.

bleagh!

technically speaking you can't die from biting tongue. unless the bitten off piece chokes you to death. you won't bleed to death.

shit. i'll stab myself with one of the fellow divers' fingernails then.

this thread has taken quite a drastic turn

ya, from meeting pirates to ways to die.

Why would you want someone to finger you?

maybe i'll wear one of those condoms with teeth things.

I think it will just fall out.

...

o.O

buahahahahhahaha

i'm still gonna go anyway, and I'LL MAKE IT OUT ALIVE. UNRAPED, UNTRAUMATISED AND HAPPY.

amen to that

Good luck with your delusions.

i'll show you!

Yes pls. I'll like to confirm how saggy they are.

...WHATEVER

Hokay. Whenever.

simi ish raja ampat

dive resort in Indo, i think

jf: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra...

lol its damn fun to read dpl and msv chats

bleagh!

She just likes it rough.

actually dpl doesn't let down on casey also what. casey, you might derive the same kind of satisfaction reading your exchanges with dpl.

msvindicta: oh snap

Yes. My godly powers also say both casey and msv should be together.

i prefer men.

msvindicta: wah, two for two

I worry for Nor Man.

... i want to smack your smart-ass.

their ages quie compatible

This qualifies as public display of affection?

msv> and you still owe me 2 on your ass.

thanks ah msv

jf: i prefer older men!

tehc: nooo, pleaseee. i prefer my men with abit more meat on them.

dpl: my ass is shrinking, i'm afraid that might be impossible.

casey: you're very much welcome!

msv> its ok, i'll take whatever's there.

omg raja ampat!!!

yes!

Go there sure must dive!!

yessssss! mad eggcited!

door also don't have

in my dreams! tmr i try and dream abt jack sparrow kidnapping me.

*drool*

-gets the slaves on my ship to clean up after tehc-

Think your kicker this time round will be the kraken. Hahaha

i will throw my knickers in the kraken's face.

RELEASE THE KNICKERS!

That's a good one, RN!