professional sex. LMFAOOOOO
latest #22
we had guest speakers yesterday.
and this woman was talking about her "journey from music to medicine"
anyways, so she's super conservative. wearing a to-the-floor skirt, and this shapeless blouse.
and she's fucking going on and on, already been talking for like 20 minutes.
and at one point she goes "blah blah professional sex. success."
I was sitting with Kevin, the Brandons and a couple other friends. and I think we're the only ones that caught it.
so the whole room is super silent, and she just goes on talking.
and I'm trying the hardest I possibly can to not laugh hysterically. and I managed to for the most part, until Kevin and I look at eachother
he snorts loudly. and I'm shaking so hard from laughing it looks like I'm having a seisure.
and Brandon's just straight up laughing.
it was fucking PRICELESS.
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