Nero
wonders 14 years ago
if this guy is his long lost big brother or something.
stares at him. Uh... the face is damn too similar but... God, don't tell him... "What do you need now?"
sort of blinks; he's not short but eh... Shorter than this guy. Not fun. "Have you seen Gaius? He said I need to work hard and stuff."
you understand latin, too. 'Cause that's what he mainly speaks.
... shit. He kinda forgot it but uh.... well, here, have his coarse and old and dusty latin. "Rome...?"
can go with that; son, he probably knows a ton of regional dialects as it is. "Ita vero! Who are you?"
really hopes he won't need to babysit this one too. e___e It's like everyone he stumbles on is cursed into a child.
"Someone. You don't need to know that. ... how come you're like this, gramps?"
can take care of himself, thank you very much. B| He just needs to uh... Find his way back home before Gaius lectures him. But whoa wait.
just pick him up before he goes and peeks on every girl's skirt. "... You didn't just hear that."
, as a good early teen, will try and get away. "Yeah, I did. What does it mean, huh?"
tightens his hold. He doesn't want to get into any trouble *you* caused. "It means you're my grandpa, stupid old man." Have a pout.
immediately stops struggling to give this guy a stupid look... Then he bursts out laughing. "Your what? Haha I can't be your grandpa, I'm-
too young!" ... Physically, at least. But he won't start thinking about that now or this guy might actually convince him.
frowns and looks unamused. D: HEY! What's so funny...? >A> "Yes, you can. You're my stupid grandpa and I am that grandson you often forget."
kind of keeps laughing because this guy is really amusing. "But I don't even have kids! Haha, you sure you got the right person?"
puffs cheek angrily. "Yeah, I am sure. You are the..." Uh. dammit. he hates saying this. "The great Roman Empire, right?
stares. And stares a bit longer. The guy got him at the 'great roman empire' part. Hey, he must be from the future, too. "So I AM going to-
be a great empire? Yeah!"
stares back. He's not losing this. "Yeah, you are going to be a great empire. And an annoying old man."
doesn't really pay attention to that last part - after all he only hearts what he WANTS to hear, right? "Ahah! Yes! I'm gonna be an Empire!"
sighs frustratedly. He's starting to give him the headache now. "Yeah sure. Whatever you wants, gramps. Just don't get yourself killed."
snorts. "I can't do that!" He pauses. "I mean sure, but I need to work out a lot and become strong and everything, y'know? Though you look-
"What--" Scowls at him and sends him death glares. "I am not weak, dammit. I can kick your sorry ass if I want to." ... or not really...
isn't as strong as usual right now, obviously. But he's a tough kid. "Uh huh, riight." He grins. "You know, I kind of want to go play with
the lions." Hey, he had a fun childhood.
pouts. He's not that weak, dammit. "They're going to eat you, dumbass." But he can bring you to the zoo if you really want to.
just needs him to ask niiiiicely. >w>
blinks. "They what? Hey, they've never done that before." He pouts a bit as well. "I kinda want to play with them, come ooon!"
"Well then, maybe they will do it now." And dammit, his face now kinda reminds him of Feli... 'Alright, alright."
"But you have to behave or I am throwing you to the aquarium." B| ... can Rome swim...?
snorts. "Don't you know *anything* about lions? 'Course they won't do it!" He shakes his head; man, this guy is weird. "And wait, what-
aquarium?" Blinkblink. Ehh, he can survive.
huffs and pouts. "Hmph, like you know anything about them." Well, maybe the other does... whatever. "Aquarium is this big glass box thing--
where they put fishes into it." :V Time for another plan then.
shakes his head; poor guy must be from those really secluded places. "'Course I do!" They're like big cats and go 'rawr'. And they're fun to
fight, I mean what. "And hahah, but I'm not a fish! Why'd you do that to me, huh?"
sighs and shakes his head. His headache... Oh well, one less annoying bastard in the world if something unfortunate happens...
"Because that's what bad kids deserve. So are we going or not...?"