she's only a step short of carrying a shotgun and shouting at her neighbours. At least she's not dressed like Heidi?

thanks god she isn't wearing something Heidi-related. If she did, then he would never be able to live it down.

points out that he or Liech should dress up as Heidei for Halloween, maybe~ Ain't she lovely.

would never. Although, that seems like a good idea for his sister, as long as he doesn't have to spend anything.

he doesn't know how to have fun. Hey now, she should just put him in a dress when he's sleeping. I:

kill her if she does that. And no, he *does* know how to have fun. Hmph.

doubts he can. On both accounts.

can have fun! Um, just ask Will or someone. >_>

he should prove it, then. =3=

...Will try. Erm, fun. He doesn't think that Eva enjoys things like guns. Which is fun to him.

does not exactly fancy guns, non. See? Moodkiller. I:

doesn't understand why people don't like guns. They're perfectly fun. :'|

responds that not everyone needs anger management like Vashie. I:

that it isn't anger management!--Which he totally doesn't need. He's so not trigger-happy, okay.

rather doubts that, from what she's heard. Aaand she still thinks he should prove that he can have fun. =3=

just shoots what needs to be shot. :T ...He admits that he's not sure how he's supposed to do that.

knew it. Hah. Well, perhaps he should get one of those guidebooks. Or he could just act normal. Y'know, go out with friends, watch a movie..

done that. Except, the movie he went out to watch was *Twilight*. B|

... pats his shoulder. He should have watched 'Vampires Suck' instead, poor thing.

that would have been a much better movie to watch. He hasn't seen it yet, though.

assures him he might like it. She pats his shoulder. If he ever learns how to have fun, that is. :I

if Eva would like to see it with him, then. If that's what it takes for him to prove it. :T

shrugs. Sure, she can watch the film with him; don't expect her to think it's enough to consider it proven, though. :I

they should head to the cinema already. If this doesn't prove that he can have fun ... Well, does Eva like airsoft?

agrees; they really should. And they should get popcorn or something. And well, she has never tried it; it seems dangerous.

goes to buy the tickets once they arrive at the cinema. Buttered popcorn for him. He assures her that it isn't dangerous.

that type best as well. She'll be nice and buy one of those large sodas. And well, she's not so sure. She's rather fond of other things.

supposes they share a large bucket of popcorn then. It saves money. He could use a soda, thanks. He asks what kind of things she likes.

figures it does save more money; not to mention she doesn't eat that much popcorn anyway. And oh well... Knittinganddancingandstuff. Ahem.

also wants a coke, if that's fine. ...Knitting? Eeh. Dancing, um, that's ok, but he's not ...very good at it.

can get him one, then. A-and well, she likes other things, too! Just... That's what she's been doing lately shutup. ////

thanks her. Oh? Like what, pray tell. Those things are rather boring, honestly.

hand it to him when they've found their seats and all, just to be helpful. And w-well shush. She likes to go out and drink with friends?

might punch you if you keep saying what she does is boring, mister. >:I

only said it once, thank you very much. >_> He takes his drink and grabs some popcorn, nodding. Drinking is fun.

just giving him a reminder. :I She'll just sip on her soda for now. And well, she's surprised; she didn't take Vashie for the drinking type.

supposes drinking is included in the "being German" package. He tries not to, though. Stupid things happen to stupid drunk people.

shrugs; well, that's what it looks like. But eh, Vash should loosen up a bit; he might end up like Ludwig otherwise.

he and his cousin are quite alike. -- Just, not in, er, hobbies. And he's loosened up enough already. :T

you just proved her point. :I She's glad she turned out somewhat different; then again, she's far more similar to her cousin Francis.

sputters a bit, asking how Eva and Francis could be alike. He honestly doesn't see it. Or maybe he's just biased against Francis.

shrugs lightly, not helping a soft laugh at his reaction. Well, they have common tastes and hobbies, really. To an extent.

sees how their tastes are alike, but hobbies...? He takes a sip from his coke.

shrugs. Cooking, the occasional gossip, nice walks and ah... Maybe things Vash would be better off not hearing about, ja? Oh hello, popcorn.

doesn't want to hear about the rest, thanks. Hm, cooking? If she could cook half as well as Francis... Ah, the movie's starting.

more into confectionery, all things considered but oh yes, yes it is-- hopefully this will be fun.

confectionery too. He gets weirded out when the Edward and Jacob fans on screen start fighting...

they have some common interests. She snorts; so these are ah... 'rabid fangirls'? Wow. Accurate portrayal.

they do. Hello, chocolate. He shakes his head. Rabid indeed. Okay, ew. Disco ball where it shouldn't be.

stifles a laugh at that. Hey, it's better than if it *wasn't* there, right?

makes a face at the thought. Right. Now it's at the title screen. Thank god.

Vash will leave the cinema looking at least somewhat horrified. Well, that's an amusing thought. Ah, she will like this, alright.

watched all the Twilight movies, so he's up for anything. ...He didn't leave those without a horrified expression, though.

what possessed him to watch them. Ahem. She will eat some popcorn and try not to choke through the funny scenes.

isn't too sure about that. He grabs a handful of popcorn and pops a few into his mouth. He snorts at the name 'Sporks'.

would pat his shoulder. She nearly spits out some soda with the bedroom scene. She hopes Vash isn't like that to Liech.

rolls his eyes. Of course he's not. Liech has been more independent lately. :'C He doesn't see her as often as he would wants to.

... pats his shoulder this time. Well, that is a shame, really. But the girl's got to live her life.

appreciates the action. He sighs a bit, but shakes it off and turns his attention back at the movie. A gags when he sees 'Frank' carrying-

'Becca'.

sort of snorts, nearly spitting out her soda again. Oh, she's going to love this, no doubt there.

tries to hold back laughter when the dads start beating each other up in the background. Oh god.

would honestly be surprised that Vash even possesses the ability to *laugh*, but she is far too busy doing the same as him!

can laugh, thank you very much. He also knows how to have fun. ...Sometimes. He tries to stuff his mouth with popcorn to sniffle laughter.

be the judge of that today, mister. But this film is just too amusing!

agrees! He hopes this movie will be enough to prove it to her. :T He rests his chin on a hand when it's the high-school scene.

leans back in her seat, sort of, taking a bit of popcorn to munch on. Well, this is certainly more amusing than the originals.

anything is more amusing than the original. Except... It's always fun to laugh at how gay the originals are. He comments on how this Edward-

looks better than the other.

definitely agrees with this; she briefly mentions how some silly girls have said her brother looks like Edward. õ_ô Not true.

recalls how Netherlands looks like, then snorts, saying that he kinda agrees. It must be the hair.

shakes her head; that must be it. But ah- she's loving this film. But it's difficult to hold back laughter at times.

nods, laughing. Then comes the awkward bedroom scene. He's slightly weirded out by it.

, too. But... It is amusing, nonetheless. Thankfully this is just a parody..

thankful for that. Ah, if this was the actual thing, he wonders if it would have the same number of fans as it does now.

snorts; probably not. Though she would probably like it better than the original thing, all things considered. Oh well.

comments on how he's lucky that his little sister has never seen the movies. Or read the books. At least, he thinks she hasn't.

she hasn't - or that she's not secretly like these girls. Vash would be a scary fanboy. I mean. Back to eating popcorn now.

... would be a scary fanboy indeed. Oh the mental image. He grabs some popcorn and looks at the screen. Oh, Becca's meeting Edward's family.

some soda, hang on. Okay, there, now she won't choke on popcorn-- oh man did he just kick he--- Pffft. That was hilarious.

somehow doesn't find that scene as funny as the rest, but he still spares a smirk at it. He always found the actual scene stupid.

this is ridiculous. But honestly much better than the original, yes. Pfft, she should have watched this sooner.

barely even heard of the movie before Eva mentioned it. He starts cracking up when Edward rides his Segway around the forest.

heard about it on that funny place called the Internet. But-- pfft, pfft that was just. Seriously. And oh man, poor Alice..

should probably check the internet more. He was half expecting Edward to leave a lipstick mark when he kissed Becca's forehead.

snorts. Hey, the 'real' Edward probably would. It would've been nice if that happened. Man, she misses the old vampire stories now.

that Twilight made him appreciate the old vampires stories more. Even if he wasn't the biggest fan of them before.

's not the biggest fan of vampires all around, but that's sort of what happened to her to. Gotta love Dracula, for one.