been bed ridden for the last 3 days with Slovenian-dragon flu.

symptoms include cough, cold, headache and muscle-pain. If symptoms persist, patient may resolve to inconsolable bouts of sarcasm.

but loled at the Slovenian dragons

Rule #1: Never eat slovenian dragon balls from a roadside vendor

oh noooo! I hope you'll be better soon

Take care and get well soon.