10/8好像是秀鳳生日

14 years ago

你不是說你不出手嗎??怎麼還一直，哈哈哈

14 years ago

不要寄炸彈來我家

14 years ago

angle_790811: 他會在那天把她變成食物

立即下載

14 years ago

becory: 那他那天會變成餐桌上的交淆

14 years ago

angle_790811: 不會吧，原來你想吃大野狼 s726.photobucket.com/alb...

14 years ago

組成"食物鏈"，天哪，好久沒學生誤了

14 years ago

= =

14 years ago

生物

14 years ago

我才洗個澡怎嚜變成食物鏈了= =!?

14 years ago

14 years ago

現在是生物學

14 years ago

= =

14 years ago

angle_790811: 你要先去檢查妳妹有沒有吃不乾淨的，不然毒素累積很恐怖的

14 years ago

我又沒有要吃

14 years ago

我現在改吃芭樂了

14 years ago

eric89044: 吃不到就改吃學校的

14 years ago

angle_790811: 欸，快把你妹銷出去

14 years ago

我哪有= =

14 years ago

你當我家賣肉的

14 years ago

產地直銷!?經濟學!?

14 years ago

eric89044: 沒有，我是經銷商

14 years ago

............

14 years ago

eric89044: 清華委託我代售

14 years ago

= =!?

14 years ago

你被解僱了

14 years ago

還有這樣的喔= =

14 years ago

濫用職權

14 years ago

angle_790811: 我要跟你離婚

14 years ago

傻眼ㄌ我= =

14 years ago

14 years ago

沒關西~我上面還有幾十個

14 years ago

14 years ago

算了，我把協議書撕掉

14 years ago

來不及了~

14 years ago

= =

14 years ago

大野狼現在是法官

14 years ago

我不是大野狼

(

14 years ago

所以我是陪審團

14 years ago

eric89044: 對，他是吃秀鳳的大野狼

14 years ago

= =

14 years ago

我沒吃ㄚ= =

14 years ago

我現在是獵人了

14 years ago

不是沒吃到= =

14 years ago

你小心

14 years ago

那我是誰

14 years ago

砰砰

14 years ago

angle_790811: 獵狗!?

14 years ago

澳!

14 years ago

你是小紅帽

14 years ago

eric89044: 我不想當小狼犬= =

14 years ago

14 years ago

思源重槍了!!獵人槍法太差

14 years ago

我還小白兩勒

14 years ago

不會~因為她沒有鞋是

14 years ago

angle_790811: 清華，你看，這次改這個暱稱很難猜吼?

14 years ago

等等等等...........

14 years ago

這個撲的標題VS現在的內容.........

14 years ago

會不會怪怪的= =

14 years ago

你不要聊你不要聊

14 years ago

差很大~~~~~

14 years ago

= =天哪= =

14 years ago

還好啦

14 years ago

= =

14 years ago

angle_790811: 放心不會寄炸彈的

14 years ago

放心!我會安檢

14 years ago

哈哈~

14 years ago

angle_790811: 你妹有沒有啥綽號阿= =

14 years ago

eric89044: 其實他妹叫小紅帽

14 years ago

就像有人綽號是芭樂生日我就送一盆芭樂苗

14 years ago

哪尼!?

14 years ago

原來如此!!

14 years ago

難怪有獵人- -

14 years ago

eric89044: 沒辦法

14 years ago

eric89044: 現在缺奶奶

14 years ago

獨缺奶奶

14 years ago

你去買克林

14 years ago

= =

14 years ago

angle_790811: what's mean?

14 years ago

那是奶粉

14 years ago

angle_790811: 那是克寧啦!!

14 years ago

克林是七龍珠裡面那個光頭的和尚= =

angle_790811: s726.photobucket.com/alb...

14 years ago

14 years ago

= =

14 years ago

幹嘛= =

14 years ago

我現在是達爾

14 years ago

angle_790811: 打噁

14 years ago

angle_790811: 我想到要送你妹啥了

14 years ago

逛網購的時候逛到的

14 years ago

eric89044: 腸胃旅遊券?

beauty1314.shop.rakuten....

14 years ago

14 years ago

eric89044: 清華會說太便宜

14 years ago

他說他喜歡幸運草

14 years ago

= =

14 years ago

要24K金就對了= =

14 years ago

那五也要

14 years ago

我覺得"腸胃旅遊券"不錯，清華你說對不對

14 years ago

angle_790811: 沒辦法阿~你妹又不是我女朋友吃不到就只好這個了~

14 years ago

angle_790811: 他的意思是說你把你妹賣給他你就也有了就是這樣

14 years ago

不了= =

14 years ago

不是啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

14 years ago

誰跟你做生意了

14 years ago

becory: 妳真當他家是人口販子啦!?

14 years ago

angle_790811: 其實我真的覺得他送"腸胃旅遊券"真的不錯.....

14 years ago

eric89044: 清華人肉攤

14 years ago

= =

14 years ago

腸胃旅遊卷!?瀉藥一包去廁所旅遊= =

14 years ago

乖

14 years ago

不要吵了

14 years ago

eric89044: 他用那一張就可以去你腸胃旅遊

14 years ago

eric89044: 聽說不含保險

14 years ago

= =

14 years ago

不太好吧...........

14 years ago

現在是保險也源嗎

14 years ago

angle_790811: 也原?

14 years ago

沒關係!!秀鳳的生日禮物就決定是那個啦!!保密嘿= =

14 years ago

eric89044: 如果你含保險的話你還要付一大筆錢給清華

14 years ago

ㄜ............

14 years ago

eric89044: 他會說的

14 years ago

給你就好

14 years ago

去買胃腸藥

14 years ago

可是事先知道自己的生日禮物不會覺得很無言嗎= =

14 years ago

這樣就喪失驚喜感ㄌ

14 years ago

angle_790811: 你好貼心，so sweet s726.photobucket.com/alb...

14 years ago

eric89044: 那請換禮物

14 years ago

我沒說要說

14 years ago

eric89044: 其實今天就幫他慶生了

14 years ago

哪尼!?

14 years ago

可是生日還沒到阿~~

14 years ago

eric89044: 高中部

14 years ago

好吧= = 高中部好像都按月份ㄉ= =

14 years ago

eric89044: s726.photobucket.com/alb...

14 years ago

驕傲

14 years ago

becory: 東西好像不是你準備的吼= =

14 years ago

angle_790811: 你可以賣秘密這樣可以賺一筆

14 years ago

angle_790811: 瞧，你看，我多有生意頭腦

14 years ago

= =

14 years ago

我佬婆真聰明

14 years ago

不是離婚了嗎!?

14 years ago

eric89044: 對不起，害到你

14 years ago

eric89044: 剛剛已經撕毀了

14 years ago

= =

14 years ago

我很恩愛

14 years ago

們

14 years ago

昏~

14 years ago

angle_790811: s726.photobucket.com/alb...

14 years ago

趕快打110別昏倒在我們房間

14 years ago

我很恩愛(噗)

14 years ago

eric89044: angle_790811: s726.photobucket.com/alb... 其實我不介意多一個人

14 years ago

ㄜ..............................

14 years ago

eric89044: 今天有可以比較晚唷?

14 years ago

我想我先去準備睡覺好了

14 years ago

滾

14 years ago

看不下去= =

14 years ago

14 years ago

angle_790811: 幹嘛對他那麼兇

14 years ago

angle_790811: 好歹他是我的外遇對象((遭清華毆

14 years ago

14 years ago

你也滾

14 years ago

angle_790811: 不要這麼殘忍

14 years ago

來不及了

14 years ago

angle_790811: s726.photobucket.com/alb... 請盯著我水汪汪的大眼

14 years ago

你有眼屎

14 years ago

angle_790811: 一顆50

14 years ago

買一送二

14 years ago

我還大放送

14 years ago

angle_790811: 看在你的份上買一送10啦

14 years ago

angle_790811: 話說你每次都不買害我囤貨

14 years ago

你可以賣給大野狼

14 years ago

angle_790811: 不行，專屬於你

14 years ago

14 years ago

我只要你就好

14 years ago

angle_790811: 不行，你需要有更多

14 years ago

老婆要聽話

14 years ago

angle_790811: 好吧，隨便。我再不寫數學作業我就不用交了

14 years ago

angle_790811: 我已經拖了兩個禮拜

14 years ago

去吧

↗☆悠悠★↙ 說

14 years ago

0.0......一回來就看到傻眼的對話

掰嘎~ 說

14 years ago

在一起在一起在一起