the rest of the world at his defense! Alfred can't beat EVERYONE!

doubts it.

laughs. "Ha! As if!"

laughs in his face. "You are *not* a hero at all!"

he's the completely opposite of a hero.

Alfred's delusional.

Alfred is America, and therefore does not need to be in existance.

what Alfred is going to do about it?

isn't going to *die* from lack of trade from Alfred. He can trade with other countries. Like Russia. And China.

that's the best kind of party there is!

isn't inviting Alfred to their party anyways. That would be gross.

sure the world would agree that Alfred's disgusting.

Alfred's eating habits say otherwise. =|