Hai! How goes it?

Hai Elfie!

Hello there.

I"m off call

making a drink and tryin' to figure out how to make his page look all cool and stuffs like eberyone else's.

Naked pics of yourself work.

Like he needs encouragement to get naked.

Hehehehehe

So, what're the community standards here, anyway?

community standards?

/me thinks he means nudity standards

there are standards?