Claude
2010-10-21T02:31:08.000Z
Indeed.
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:31:31.000Z
... : ( Poor Sebastian Michaelis.
What a heartbreaker at such a young age!
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:31:38.000Z
But I understand! I used to play hard to get when I was younger, too.
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:32:02.000Z
I'm not playing hard-to-get.
You're so mean to your butler.
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:32:14.000Z
You don't know him like I do.
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:32:41.000Z
I know him all right.
Claude
2010-10-21T02:32:47.000Z
I know him well.
Such vulgar details about your sexual nature!
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:33:17.000Z
*cough*WHORE*cough*
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:33:19.000Z
He isn't.
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:33:41.000Z
He might be perfect at his job but that's only because it's a requirement of it.
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:34:26.000Z
The course of true love never did run smooth.
/quickly backs out of this plurk he doesn't need to know this kinda stuff!!
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:41:15.000Z
...
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:41:24.000Z
I'm not in love with him.
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:41:28.000Z
He infuriates me.
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:41:52.000Z
Do you even know how to love, Ciel Phantomhive?
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:42:00.000Z
Haha-- not that it's any of my business!
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:42:15.000Z
...
With all due respect, My Lord, I think fitting a bit more kindness into your le, even if not directed at me, would prove to be beneficial.
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:47:10.000Z
You typoed there, Mister Perfect Butler of the Phantomhive House.
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:47:19.000Z
He isn't my butler.
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:47:25.000Z
It's some sort of doppleganger.
BOCCHAN, WHY WON'T YOU FALL FOR MY PERFECT ACT?
Sailor Bocchan falls for it every time!
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:47:53.000Z
...
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:47:57.000Z
Oh! It's that one!
I must agree. I believe if you began acting in such a manner, I would be quite startling.
Ahh, Dopplegangers. While I am flattered, I cannot say that I appreciate the sentiment.
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:52:34.000Z
There is mine. You're late.
Get out of here, imposter! I am the only butler for Bocchan! Do not even think of trying to take his secret sauce!
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:53:26.000Z
... I can't tell them apart!
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:53:31.000Z
They're going to have to duel.
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:53:34.000Z
I'll get the lances!
My apologies for my tardiness. Would you like me to remove my clone?
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:53:55.000Z
Yes
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:53:58.000Z
Get rid of him.
I don't think we should resort to violence...
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:54:26.000Z
Abberline, you're better off not getting involved.
Secret sauce..? I do believe you must be either mistaken or deranged. If you would follow me this way,
I can show you a rather large assortment of...sauces.
The secret sauce Young Master carries with him! You are a poor impostor if you do not even know of his secret sauce..
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:55:48.000Z
...
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:56:18.000Z
... ... ...
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:56:30.000Z
Secret sauce, huh, 'bocchan?'
Sailor Doucheba- Ah, right.. 'Alois' had been after that secret sauce for quite a while. Do not tell me you do not remember..?
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:57:38.000Z
What sort of fucking nonsense are you spouting?!
Ronald
2010-10-21T02:59:15.000Z
*Tch*. I thought nobility knew better than to swear in public.
Hmm..It appears he is from some sort of reality in which all of these things are true. /Can tell if he is lying. It is himself, after all.
Ciel
2010-10-21T02:59:39.000Z
...
Ahh, Ronald. I apologize for not greeting you sooner.
Ronald
2010-10-21T03:00:23.000Z
Sebastian Michaelis. It's been a while.
Ciel
2010-10-21T03:00:40.000Z
You both know each other?
Ciel
2010-10-21T03:01:00.000Z
Seems like you're rather infamous, Sebastian.
Does no one here understand the importance of keeping Bocchan safe from those who want his secret sauce?!
Queen Grell may show up at any minute!
Ronald
2010-10-21T03:01:39.000Z
Grell's a kitten. You don't have to worry about him
Ciel
2010-10-21T03:01:41.000Z
Queen...?
Queen Grell, ruler of all that is evil.
Ciel
2010-10-21T03:03:26.000Z
...
What does his secret sauce taste of?
Interesting. How did you come upon this information?
Bocchan had let me try it while we were 'fencing' one night.
Ah, fencing. I used to be fencing champion of England back in the 19th century. That is but one story of my legend!
Our paths have crossed briefly. /does not comment on the infamous part, only smiles~
It seems that ignoring my clone would be the best course of action.
Ronald
2010-10-21T03:07:06.000Z
Heh. Something like that.
Be careful, Doppelganger, as 'Claude' and 'Alois' will stop at nothing to brainwash your Bocchan, just as they had with mine.
But your clone is a delightful companion.
If you would like him, you're welcome to him. He's free and I will even throw in this satin collar. /Pleasant smile to Excalibur~
How pleasant! I'll take him. I suppose he can make tea?
Yes, of course. And anything else you might need.