This social networking service doesn't allow me to label you as anything else.

Then why add me?

Isn't it obvious that I need to keep an eye on you when you're already inviting men over for cake?

jealous?

No

sure?

because it almost sounds like you are

No, not at all. This is purely an exercise in keeping close tabs on you.

you're getting lazier

Using all available resources is laziness?

social networking sites are available resources?

do you really want to know my favorite songs that badly?

or maybe see pictures of me in costume?

maybe i should get a cat and post picutres of it.

pictures*

No, that would be of little interest to me if that were truly the extent of your activities on this site.

how do you know that isn't what i plan on doing?

However, in the less than an hour I've been registered, I've seen you allude to a threesome with me without my knowledge and invite an

unsuspecting young man up for cake.

he was pretty suspecting.

The next person you try to lure up to your room may not have such presence of mind.

like you?

I made the mistake once. I won't make it again.

of course not