I can't make icons out of that shit.

..................

... hush.

oh and if it's not porn it's him being all close and lovey-dovey with Red.

and as much as I love the ship I don't like to openly ship things in icons, that's my biggest pet peeve ever.

8|

I like my hero-rival porn okay.

Let's be serious. Is there any porn you do not like?

Yes. :| If it's a pairing I hate, hetero, or shotacon.

Or shows a guy acting like a fucking girl.

/apparently pretty picky about her porn

OH. YOU ARE PICKY. :|

GREEN HAS A LOT OF NICE PORN THOUGH

EXCEPT WHEN GREEN'S THING LOOKS GREEN.

...... I... don't even know how to respond to that.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL 8DDD

I counter your nonsense with adorable. :|

What's this!? EEVEE is evolving! *music interlude* Congratulations! Your EEVEE evoled into STV!

...Okay I'm really not funny but what can I say to top adorableness?

....... STV? ;;; /doesn't get it

I WAS GOING TO WRITE STEEVEE but it looked too much like Steve. :|

STVs are green like Green's green thing. /gtfos

... wait...

WAIT WHAT

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. DID YOU GET IT?

Also Green blushing. Green is really RED. OHOHO. Seriously color names, ahhh~

... you are a horrible person.

AND THE NAMES ARE AWESOME OKAY!?

don't even get me started on how much the Green/Blue mix-up pisses me off.

... okay I just found porn of Red riding a pink stylus. My DS is pink.

I am never ever ever going to be able to use my stylus without thinking about that now.

Red's stylus is pink, if you catch my drift. /drops more horribleness in this plurk

... don't make me drop porn in this plurk.

PLEASE DO. WHAT DIRTY JOKES DO I HAVE TO TELL TO MAKE YOU DO THIS?

... wh-what seriously? ;;; you missed the plurk that me and some other person spammed with Pokemon porn.

/digs this out

actually I think it was in the other person's plurk.

too bad for you.

/sobbu