gets excited.

Your BeeFuckingNegative challenge for today is to think of someone who has wronged you, and plurk your perfect revenge.

(we'll grant you virtual criminal immunity for this one)

If I write it out & it happens, do I get IRL immunity too?

all we do is state what we would do? thats it?? ... pfft what fun is that?

bee fucking creative

OK - 2 rival gangs of dope lords decide to have a gun fight inside the bar of PB and he gets caught in crossfire. His 'nads get blown off.

I prefer quiet revenge. They dont know who did it, why it happened... they just get fucked over.

Angel is my middle name.

I wouldn't mind poking small holes in the condoms of an asshole

smash that one persons head with a base ball bat, i know it's not uniqe but i really want to fucking smash her head

I can think of a few things

I can think of a few people and a few things I'd like to have happen...but you never put that stuff in writing lol

very wise, potez. very, very wise.