*coughgay*

Mr. Knox. Must I restate that demons do not have defined sexualities?

Aside from that, this does not concern you.

Have you had sex with your master?

Because I'm pretty sure that would make you gay.

That, also, does not concern you.

Ronald, this reminds me of someone poking a beehive with a stick over and over again.

... I like honey.

Demons do not contain honey.

Certainly not.

(If they had, Ronald would have already found that out.)

(Not helping *not* support Ronald's gay theory.)

Why don't we cut this one open just to make sure?

You are free to *try*.

Really? Because I can just about afford my scythe back and I'd love a test subject.

If it will help you deal with that latent animosity, then, by all means.

Most demons are masochists, Ronald.

You're just too good to me, Mister Faustus. I'll make it quick. ♥

I'm sure, provided you can hit me at all.

I'm not starving to death nor am I twelve years old.

I'm pretty sure I can take you.

i wish i had some popcorn

Are you? You could take Sebastian Michaleis quite well, could you not?

I wasn't being serious then. /cracking knuckles

I'll be taking you as seriously as I can. Haha.

Forgive me for remaining unconcerned.

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Oo, blurry popcorn. What an amazing butler.

. . . thanks

ill eat it with my eyes

I figured that it was better than nothing.

What's this about cracking demons open for honey?

... /face in hands