I can't wait to see the Russian team, they're probably so roided up that they have a bigger junk than me

of course, that's not saying much

JasonPuppykiller is on to something

I just so happen to be the naked pillowfighting champion. Gold medalist in the underground olympics.

I was hired to be the coach of the German team, first thing I have to do is buy a really good razor

I may need some sort of razor

I mean lazer

I'm thinking power mower