still waiting for becks at the airport
bontonjerrett
says
well its about time
bontonjerrett
says
i wasn't wearing those pants
bontonjerrett
says
but i will put them back on for you so you can find me
bontonjerrett
says
you would like that to much
bontonjerrett
says
to make you a happy women hell ya
bontonjerrett
says
there off im just waiting for you 
SilkyN1njette
likes
where this is going 
bontonjerrett
says
im a firefighter i don't get in trouble for anything
SilkyN1njette
says
Its true 
bontonjerrett
says
ya were going to start in the sauna then move t his orgy to the hottub
SilkyN1njette
says
I could totally use a trip to the hottub
SilkyN1njette
says
<----- all kinds if stressed and I Dont even know why.
SilkyN1njette
says
It sucks, he can go 40 in a 25 and the cops just drive right on by.....now someone like me trying that, I'd get a ticket
bontonjerrett
says
im serious i could be driving 65 mph in a 25 and the cops just wave to me and we go on our way
bontonjerrett
says
its great
SilkyN1njette
thinks
I need to figure out how to get away with that too 
SilkyN1njette
says
Only cop I know is Justin and I Dont even know him that well.
bontonjerrett
says
ya hes a prick
bontonjerrett
says
no worries in this town
SilkyN1njette
asks
really? What I know of him I thought he was nice?
SilkyN1njette
will
have to remember that. Thanks becks 
bontonjerrett
says
if you are on his good side he's fine but talk to him when he is on a graveyard shift
bontonjerrett
says
what thats not right
SilkyN1njette
likes
the music loud too. But I only turn it up when its just me in the car
SilkyN1njette
says
maybe thats why I thought he was nice. I've only seen him during the day. Mornings mostly
SilkyN1njette
says
I Dont comprehend. How could someone not like kid rock 
bontonjerrett
says
i always jam out to my country music
SilkyN1njette
says
nothing wrong with that but, its good to have a variety of music 
My iPod makes no sense
but, its good to have a variety of music My iPod makes no sense
SilkyN1njette
says
very true! I have decided I cant listen to my iPod in the car. SO I stick with the XM. More appropriate for little ears
bontonjerrett
says
thats only cause i was raised on a ranch
bontonjerrett
says
ya that comedy channel is a woot
SilkyN1njette
says
I am more into the beat than the song....if the song has a good beat I love it
bontonjerrett
says
and the playboy channel
SilkyN1njette
says
there are some exceptions though
bontonjerrett
says
not me i like singing with it
bontonjerrett
says
well i have sirus in my truck and its 362
SilkyN1njette
says
XM has the playboy channel now!
SilkyN1njette
says
Since XM and sirus have merged I think they are the same now adam
bontonjerrett
says
it's hell of a lot better than xm
SilkyN1njette
says
all my stations are programmed in
SilkyN1njette
says
They are the same now....
bontonjerrett
says
oh ya i keep forgetting about that damn them all
SilkyN1njette
says
I dont care that they merged I just hate they changed the names of my stations 
SilkyN1njette
needs
a new radio too. Mine is all old and starting to be a pain in the ass
bontonjerrett
says
well in my other truck that has xm biult in its 182
SilkyN1njette
says
strange.
bontonjerrett
says
ya i don't have a clue
SilkyN1njette
says
me neither.
bontonjerrett
says
might take awhile to get everything figured out and completely changed and in order
SilkyN1njette
says
PRobably. I dont change my channels much.
SilkyN1njette
says
BTW, you looked SOOO busy today. Did you even have anyone stop in?
bontonjerrett
says
ya i worked on a whole three cars
bontonjerrett
says
that are the days that i look forward to
bontonjerrett
says
i need to win the lottery so i can retire and never have to work ever again
SilkyN1njette
says
good luck with that.
bontonjerrett
says
i mean i was
SilkyN1njette
says
I liked your Brother in law working across the street better than Chong.
bontonjerrett
says
shit there catcha on to me
SilkyN1njette
says
Tell Brenda to bring him back
SilkyN1njette
says
SOrry becks, I drove by there enough today to know that he was there.
bontonjerrett
says
you have to tell me sister she's the one that made him quit
SilkyN1njette
says
well, ok, I can understand that I guess
SilkyN1njette
says
say it aint so
bontonjerrett
says
nope if you were here i could see for yourself
SilkyN1njette
says
nah, I dont like chong and then the other guy. I dont even know his name...sat night guy hes annoying
SilkyN1njette
says
(sorry if you like him)
bontonjerrett
says
chris ya he is gay i think
bontonjerrett
says
wouldn't surprise me any
SilkyN1njette
says
hes just fucking annoying. Ever since he started I've hated him.
bontonjerrett
says
you don't ever see him with any girls and he hangs on his friends alot so i don't know what to think there
SilkyN1njette
says
I cant wait until he quits. *hides*
SilkyN1njette
says
Becka, I'll come get you
bontonjerrett
says
ya me neither
SilkyN1njette
says
Hmmmm I've never got a gay vibe from him. I've got more of a "I am a loser" vibe from him
I've never got a gay vibe from him. I've got more of a "I am a loser" vibe from him
bontonjerrett
says
sorry becks i gotta pay the bills some how if i don't pay me mortgage then nobody gets the sauna and/or hot-tub
bontonjerrett
says
he is a loser you got that right
SilkyN1njette
says
I guess I Shouldnt be so mean though. He 's actually been less annoying and dick headedish the last few times I Have seen him
bontonjerrett
says
if i do you will be the first to know
SilkyN1njette
says
but then who would service me? 
I mean, err my car.
I mean, err my car.
bontonjerrett
says
it would help in paying my hugh medical debt off tho
bontonjerrett
says
i would probably buy the shop
bontonjerrett
says
i should right now anyways
SilkyN1njette
asks
is it worth it? Is there enough business?
SilkyN1njette
hates
medical bills 
bontonjerrett
says
ya theres plenty of businesss it just the owner drinks the profits away
SilkyN1njette
says
thats too bad.
bontonjerrett
says
ya you want to pay them off for me
bontonjerrett
says
its not to much
SilkyN1njette
says
eh, not really I jsut got my own paid off a couple months ago
SilkyN1njette
says
OHHHHH BTW, what did you tell your coworker the other day when I came in to get that picture?
SilkyN1njette
says
bontonjerrett
says
you sure i only have about 965,000 dollars left
bontonjerrett
says
that i had to let you take a pic of my ass
bontonjerrett
says
i had to satisfy all the ladies on line
SilkyN1njette
says
and what did he say to that? Hes always so serious....you should tell him to lighten up sometime
SilkyN1njette
says
laughing its good for the soul...
bontonjerrett
says
ya i keep telling him to take the crayon out of his ear but he is so dumb he doesn't understand
bontonjerrett
says
sweet have i told you how much i love you
SilkyN1njette
says
poor guy. I was just wondering if I annoyed him or something.
bontonjerrett
says
well you would get more if you were here
SilkyN1njette
wonders
WTH? why is everyone trying to steal my woman?
bontonjerrett
says
probably not
bontonjerrett
says
cause i can
SilkyN1njette
says
probably?
bontonjerrett
says
i don't know
SilkyN1njette
says
what makes you think you can?
SilkyN1njette
says
You've got some competition, just thought I would let ya know
SilkyN1njette
says
everybody wants to get in beck's pants.
bontonjerrett
says
i am her ticket for not getting anymore
bontonjerrett
says
tickets
bontonjerrett
says
damn keyboard
bontonjerrett
says
thats perfect me neither
SilkyN1njette
likes
easy
SilkyN1njette
says
liar, you wear pants all the time....
bontonjerrett
says
except for when im fighting fires i don't want to be the main topic for t he weeny roast
SilkyN1njette
asks
btw, how did the fire go last night? I saw you plurk about it and then you didnt come back
bontonjerrett
says
i agree im just waiting for you im already in the hot-tub
SilkyN1njette
thinks
that is no fair.
bontonjerrett
says
ya i was fighting that cock-sucker tell about 7:45 this morning
SilkyN1njette
says
did the house make it?
bontonjerrett
says
no or the garage or there haystack or there big barn/shop
bontonjerrett
says
it was pretty cool
SilkyN1njette
hopes
it wasnt anyone I know or kinda know 
bontonjerrett
says
know it was in twnsnd
SilkyN1njette
says
oh I dont know anyone who lives out there.
bontonjerrett
says
i have some family there my uncle used to be the sheriff there so that is another reason why i don't get tickets there
SilkyN1njette
thinks
I should just steal your truck, then I wouldnt ever get pulled over ;
SilkyN1njette
thinks
bontonjerrett
says
well i am in the process of buying a new one so you would have to find me
SilkyN1njette
says
why did your station get called for a fire so far away? Is that normal?
SilkyN1njette
says
I know where you live.....I'll bring the tree again....
bontonjerrett
says
oh ya mutual aid request
bontonjerrett
says
it will be locked in the garage
SilkyN1njette
says
I'll just break into your house and get the keys myself...
SilkyN1njette
says
sooo, uh this plurk is on the most replies list....Just thought I would let you guys know...
stressball
says
I still have half a roll of duct tape.
stressball
says
(Thats my 3rd line- youd be surprised how wellit works.)
SilkyN1njette
says
Diana 
your here
your here
SilkyN1njette
says
or how about You're
stressball
says
aww, I'll leave the tape off your mouth then fo shizzle
SilkyN1njette
says
SilkyN1njette
says
but dont go easy on me.....
stressball
says
btw, I have no idea what all you all are talking about. I just wanted to offer duct tape. mmmm...
SilkyN1njette
says
thats ok. Duct tape is always welcome
SilkyN1njette
says
bontonjerrett
says
well we can use it i can tie these ladies up so they told steal me ticket free truck
SilkyN1njette
says
Or how about, we use it on Adam so then it will be easier to steal his truck. Now thats an idea
stressball
says
Easy on you? What kind of girl do you think I am?
SilkyN1njette
says
awesome. So uh, yeah, when were we getting together again?
SilkyN1njette
says
bontonjerrett
says
i will let becks use it she's paying my bills off
stressball
says
yeah since you stood up my slumber party last night
stressball
says
psh.
SilkyN1njette
thinks
becks could get out of any ticket by just showing her boobs
sorry Diana. I couldnt find my way....Adam made me get drunk
stressball
says
he coulda drove you.
bontonjerrett
says
i put it to the test i will pull her over and see how will just tries to get out of a ticket
SilkyN1njette
says
seriously becks, those boobs have power...
bontonjerrett
says
and see if she is pantsless too
stressball
says
she is
stressball
says
bontonjerrett
says
i hope so
SilkyN1njette
wonders
what I am going to have to do to get across to you that becks is mine.....
bontonjerrett
says
sweet i will make sure i pull you over everyday whatcha drive-in
SilkyN1njette
says
SilkyN1njette
says
wait a minute..package deal?
bontonjerrett
says
well that will be easily found then
stressball
says
true. And Elle is mine.
stressball
says
mostly.
SilkyN1njette
says
Diana I like it when you talk like that
bontonjerrett
says
sweet that means becks is mine now
SilkyN1njette
likes
sammiches
stressball
says
no
SilkyN1njette
says
No Adam, becks is mine, I am Diana's ,
stressball
says
yeah, get in line
SilkyN1njette
says
see how this works?
bontonjerrett
says
well that's not fair
bontonjerrett
says
dammit
bontonjerrett
says
i lost again
SilkyN1njette
says
well, if you share your truck we might be more willing to include you
bontonjerrett
says
thats all im asking
SilkyN1njette
says
SilkyN1njette
thinks
this is getting confusing...
bontonjerrett
says
no special treatment for you if i win the lottery. except becks
bontonjerrett
says
well the brains of this operation comes out on top again. That would be me of course
SilkyN1njette
says
brains of the operation huh??
bontonjerrett
says
well that would be all fine and dandy then
bontonjerrett
says
ya im smarter then you
bontonjerrett
says
ya that to
bontonjerrett
says
i like being on top
SilkyN1njette
says
Realllllllllly???? Your smarter than I am? Hmmmmm,
SilkyN1njette
wonders
where my tree went. I am about ready to bring it to your house and hit you again
bontonjerrett
says
ya 4.0 from k-12 and thru college plus being on the deans list so you figure it out
SilkyN1njette
says
mmmmmmmhmmmmmmm
stressball
says
smarter than duct tape?
stressball
says
hmmm... whos smart now, pretty boy?
bontonjerrett
says
duct tape shit thats indian chrome thats good stuff
SilkyN1njette
thinks
duct tape is the best invention ever
stressball
says
duct tape is hot.
SilkyN1njette
says
yes, yes it is.
bontonjerrett
says
both duct tape and zip ties work wonders for car repairs
SilkyN1njette
says
they are good for other things too
SilkyN1njette
says
Alright, what did you do with becka? Shes disappeared....
bontonjerrett
says
she is right here i have her duct tape so she can't leave
stressball
says
ooh. zip ties.
stressball
says
holy crap. I just remembered. I need a lube job.
SilkyN1njette
says
well, at least let her hands go so she can type...
stressball
says
omg, I'm like 1500 miles overdue.
SilkyN1njette
says
he does a good job....
bontonjerrett
says
thats outrages you need to come see me
bontonjerrett
says
service you and your car at once
SilkyN1njette
says
but he wont wash your car
bontonjerrett
says
at the same time
bontonjerrett
says
ok if it is nice tom. i get off at about 2:30 come see me
stressball
says
stressball
says
that was outrageous and highly inappropiate. am
SilkyN1njette
says
230? Slacker
bontonjerrett
says
well it had to be said
SilkyN1njette
says
Welcome back becka....
SilkyN1njette
thinks
Adam needs a crash course in duct tape usage if you broke free
bontonjerrett
says
i don't use it alot i prefer zip ties
SilkyN1njette
says
SilkyN1njette
says
yes, very true.
bontonjerrett
says
i couldn't tell you never been tied up
stressball
says
mmm <- thats duct tape talk for "wait! I think I-.."
bontonjerrett
says
only if your going to be doing the taping becks
bontonjerrett
says
sweet lets do it and i don't mean tape
bontonjerrett
says
or do i
bontonjerrett
says
guess you'll never know
SilkyN1njette
says
you two need to get a room or somethin....
bontonjerrett
says
sounds good to me
SilkyN1njette
says
so, since you guys are getting a room does that mean the hot tub is empty? Cause I am freakin cold.
stressball
says
um hello? chopped liver here.
bontonjerrett
says
ya we'll be in the sauna
bontonjerrett
says
that works too
SilkyN1njette
thinks
there needs to be one more there....
SilkyN1njette
thinks
Diana
SilkyN1njette
says
and no sweety you arent chopped liver. I lurve you 
stressball
says
mm hmm. whatev. I'm packing my tape and riding the bus home.
stressball
says
you did? I missed that. I had to put the kids to bed.
stressball
says
hmm. I'll think about it...
SilkyN1njette
says
Yes! SHe did!
bontonjerrett
says
you may be the top but i am on the top the alfa male here
SilkyN1njette
says
and you would much rather take a ride with me than on the bus
bontonjerrett
says
SilkyN1njette
says
the only male here...
stressball
says
true. okay, I'm in.
bontonjerrett
says
i like to have control
stressball
says
bontonjerrett is getting awfullt cheeky though.
stressball
says
I cant wait to see him fight the n1njaz. That will be funny.
SilkyN1njette
says
The N1njas have been really quiet lately I am wondering what adam did with them..
bontonjerrett
says
i'll kick there ass
bontonjerrett
says
won't even be a match up
SilkyN1njette
says
but, I like the N1njas
bontonjerrett
says
ok fine then
bontonjerrett
says
i better go before i piss someone off then
SilkyN1njette
says
Plus the N1njas, they are sneaky.....you cannot underestimate them
stressball
says
sigh.
SilkyN1njette
says
alright, thats it, I am coming to kick your ass....
SilkyN1njette
asks
wheres my tree?
stressball
says
well, I love you ladies, and the sexual tension may just rip me into thirds. But I must go and live in the real world.
stressball
says
Where I am married to Johnny Depp, and he wearing a zip tie and a smile.
SilkyN1njette
says
you can have the stinky pirate...
SilkyN1njette
says
but you cant leave. YOu cant leave me
stressball
says
well, maybe less of a smile and more of a lip-biting grimace and tiny tear collecting in the corner of his eye
stressball
says
Its the buckles. I cant resist the buckles. DOnt tell the N1njaz.
stressball
says
they think I've reformed.
SilkyN1njette
says
say it aint so, do I have to find the comparison chart of Pirates vs N1njas?
stressball
says
stressball
says
whatev. I'll give you all the pirates in the sea besides Jack. I can deny our love no longer.
SilkyN1njette
says
I dont want no stinkin pirates. 
stressball
says
good. I'll keep him then.
stressball
says
I dont want no lippy trannies. so we're even.
SilkyN1njette
says
I dont understand....you dont like the trannies
SilkyN1njette
says
I think I just died a little
stressball
says
I didnt say I didnt LIKE them. I just said I didnt WANT them.
stressball
says
theres a difference.
stressball
says
I love the trannies. they're awesome.
SilkyN1njette
says
Ok, *whew*
SilkyN1njette
was
very concerned
stressball
says
yeah well, you guys made me top N1njette. I can say what I want now.
SilkyN1njette
asks
who is top N1njette?
SilkyN1njette
says
thats right!
stressball
says
sigh. fine. so still, I will take what I can get.
stressball
says
n1njii!
SilkyN1njette
says
all that matters is the domination of the N1njas...
SilkyN1njette
says
SilkyN1njette
says
This plurk is the most responded plurk right now. Take a bow Adam
innocent!
_melody_
says
speaking of innocent. i am here. i can't believe you all have been carrying on a 371 post plurk without me.
i can't believe you all have been carrying on a 371 post plurk without me.
SilkyN1njette
says
well, you werent here....but your here now
_melody_
says
yep.
_melody_
says
but i didn't read all this stuff. i just hopped in to grab some attention at the end. lol
SilkyN1njette
says
thats ok
_melody_
says
lol at least i am honest about it. haha
SilkyN1njette
says
honesty is always good 