FEEL BAD. FIND A TINY HOMO TO BE YOUR AVATAR. ALL IS BETTER.

Said tiny homosexual is Guy Burgess (as played by Tom Hollander in *Cambridge Spies*).

Have I ever told you how *Cambridge Spies* is the absolute best thing that the BBC has graced my eyes and ears with?

Yes.

Yes, I have.

The quote in my profile is from E. M. Forster's essay, 'Two Cheers For Democracy'.

This is ironic, seeing as it always makes me think of a group of communists.

Now I should stop staring dreamily at Tom Hollander and do some studying...

I am going to smother you with loves tomorrow you poor unfortunate sucker.

I do not even have work so I shouldn't be too late. I'LL BRING CODE GEASS!!1!