I AM PLURKING.

THAT'S MY STORY.

I NO RITE

A BEST-SELLER

I have ESP.

WAT NO WAI

IT'S NORGE'S DEFAULT FACE

I was also going to call it Japan

^JAPAN'S DON'T-TOUCH-MY-CHINA-FACE

But I think that would just be more...homicide?

8>

Uh, I dunno. Why? You want to get food?

I told you I'd buy you something.

Weeeeeeell, I just happened to have asked my mom and she might have lended me ten bucks until tomorrow.

So we might be good.

I see that face there and I pinch yo cheeks.

Also, I'll be over in a few. I have to gather up my awesome and get it ready for transpo.

That's what I've been trying to tell people and they never believe me.