where you are

Canadian.

if and when you have a thanksgiving

we have/had one earlier in the year.

if you eat Turkey or if you have other foods you eat

Canada does the same turkey stuff, just around September.

if you also have something as scary as Black Friday

there isn't anything to that extent. Our main shopping day is still Boxing Day.

doesn't know what boxing day is....

it's December 26th.

maybe it's only Canadian?

sort of heard it mentioned before... I don't think we do much on it though

This makes more sense now. ^^'

America is just weird