just call it something different like.. hatday or mapday or stupidday or wtfday..

goawayandnevercomebackday!

Shouldalwaysbeanationalholidayday!

ShouldalwayspaymedoublejustbecauseIgotoutofbedday

*kicks Monday*

awwww, you know you have a true friend when she is willing to kick the shit out of Monday for you.

I will!!! it won't know what kicked it!!!

Well now that you have gone all ninja on Monday, I feel better, thank you.