/randomly drapes on

It's okay! I have at least two other characters in mind, and better candidates for the setting anyway

DAHLING I HAVE MISSED YOU

I'd say come and app but I know you must be swamped

so I will just breathe heavily on you instead.

dslkjf actually! i have a reserve i am procrastinating horribly on.

... OH RIGHT

good christ

bad helper mod, or WORST helper mod?

so many reserves it's hard to keep track of every single one

anyway I habeeb in you bb!!

kick it to the curb!

also not if i breathe heavily on you first /breathes...

i'm sure you're a fantastic helper mod! (which... i didn't know lmfao bad reserver or WORST reserver?)

i mean if nothing else, you can get pastry runs and willingly offer your nubile self for sexual harassment

Oh... /quivahs

hahaha well

I am the most quiet of the three of us

note my definition of helping

and kind of ninjaed initially

...

/"helps" you with your app

Someone's gotta do it...

iyaaaan everyone's watching

.../charges pay-per-view

I mean I haven't even done a proper OOC intro yet because it feels weird when I don't have any characters besides NPCS!!

... no complaints here.

oh i can def. sympathize. there's a lot of behind the scenes stuff going on and knowing you with your responsible self

I SEE YOU TRYING TO GAIN MY FAVOR

IT WILL NOT WORK

that's what you've been focusing on

... /waits for everyone to leave

I ALREADY HAVE YOUR FAVOR. YOUR SEXUAL FAVOR.

/takes behind the woodshed

You read my mind 8(

woodshed! i am a *lady*

and i demand to be ravished in a classy place like a luxury cruise ship cabin or a stable

But yeah, I've at least been hanging around in the chat quite a bit and meeting our gorgeous playerbase

i see our mindlink is still up and operational

so until then...

I'll be putting it on your tab.

have you been seducing them all willy-nilly

ifyouknowwhatImean

I fancy myself as having a respectable harem now yes

note the "fancy" in that sentence...

well then i'll be putting my tab in your slot... ifyouknowwhat--- really it's obvious what i mean

... oh my.

I SEE I'M INTERRUPTING SOMETHING, DON'T MIND ME.

but i'm still your tsundere haremette right? i've been practicing my harisen swing

you're interrupting like the pizza guy in porn is interrupting /slowly... draws... you in...

person who i suspect i know but my innate SHYNESS is preventing me from naming

(this is going to be really embarrassing if it actually turns out that i *don't* know you)

...

I think I know you too...

Sort of.

YES I AM THE SEXORCIST

/is drawn in...

You've only been the exotic flower at my right side for centuries, come now.

(no really come all you like)

oh ok. /comes.......? /swoons into arms

We've gotta stop meeting like this, Debs!

the long dotting is there because i am immature and hee-hee'd at--- NO MISTAKEN IDENTITY

and by that I mean we should continue as long as possible

Y-Yeah! WE NEED TO.

(by mistaken i thought you were talking to me can't i come at--- to--- with? anyone)

/STOPS TALKING WHILE DIGNITY IS STILL RELATIVELY INTACT

I was... talking to you...

my flowah

so cute

/drags back into bed

oh we moved from the woodshed!

The woodshed is now a BOUDOIR

I'm not on a horse.

no furry here

this makes you unique among my plurk list...ers...

IS IT A VERY SALACIOUS BOUDOIR. ALL RED SATIN AND BLACK VELVET AND A MIRRORED CEILING

to disguise from the woodshediness of it all

'cause all the wood you need is right here baby /wiggles eyebrows

oh my goodness did I miss a threesome opportunity