I want food, you are making me really hungry

I've only had a bowl of frosties and jam on toast today, there is nothing edible in the house

Let me just say, you know how to eat girl

haha thanks!

Ive got loads of big chocolate cookies to enjoy after

whilst washing it all down with mugs of coffee

Insert fud plz

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OPEN WIDE

*aeroplane noices*

OM NOM NOM FANK U

I want to have lunch at your house, all we have at the moment is cheese

ahaha!

thats not goood

and it's cheap cheese too blech

ewww

I hate that american cheese

which looks like plastic

it probably is

I dont like americans at all

they're accent fustrates me

they cant say biscuits

but I make an exception for john barrowman

but he's actually scottish haha

I hadn't noticed that about biscuits, then they always say cookie

and putting stuff in the trunk, what are they driving a car or an elephant

I know hes scottish haha

but that accent

ARRGH

oh but he's lovely isn't he, even if he does expose himself on the radio

lol true true