leave it alone!

for help...!

leave it you wuss!

it's coming back!!!!

my feet are up on the couch

we have one living under our fridge called Eric!

You have a fridge called Eric???

He's about 3" across. I chuck sticks for him, and he fetches them back!

of course, what's yours called?

Eric de Frigidaire... ice cold warrior

my ridge is called 'Alwayson'

ridge?? Fridge

similar to Eric the half a bee, but a fridge.

you mean a fri

now, what is the tame spider called? Oh,yes, Sid!

run away......very quickly......

the spider has gone now. Do they come back?

always......nasty little buggers.

only when you're asleep!

I'm not here by the way.

they tell me you eat an average of 3 spiders every week when you are asleep

be sure to chew carefully...

probably ought to keep a glass of water on the nightstand to wash them down.

Leave it to climb up the wall. If it is really scary, put it outside in a protected place.

deep fried,the arachnoid version of whitebait!

I think I know what is attractinf the spider...

yep - I know why s/he's walking around

your sparkling personality????

nope

try again

your feet!

all those dead flies in the lamp shade?

daren't,

nope - strike 2 (but how did you know/

yep- have a go

you have a lampshade on the carpet?

the spider appetizers that you have artfully arranged on the coffee table?

no - you are all wrong!

The spider knows I'm on the web!!

Oh GROAN. Mr B-T must stand in the corner now.

..... I'll get me coat

I'm not standing in no corner - that's where the spider is!!

Yes and its looking to see how many hits its had on its web

the punishment must fit the crime....if Gilbert and Sullivan are to be believed.

I believe Gilbert but not Sullivan

what did Sullivan ever do to you?

kill it before it grows

Exactly

salmonman: Clapton - I shot the Sheriff!

or reproduces......I've read Charlotte's Web.

That was NOT a spider. It was one of my favourite plants

famous spiders in history?

No 1: Robert the Bruce

Spiderman!

ThePython: You are officially No 2!

Thomas Cromwell.

Nanknits: que?

spidery guy......one time chancelor to Henry VIII (I think)......clobbered More.

but then there is also that guy from 8th grade English.......ewwwww......

Josef Goebbels

Hitler's entire propaganda machine in the care of a small furry animal!

definitely.

I think this conversation went south long before I joined it

timbuckteeth correct in that Clapton reference. Good Job

i might watch Arachnaphobia tonight!

salmonman: I was wonderful tonight...

but that spider is still out there somwheres...

Does the Alpha Romeo Spyder count?

BOO!

What about a Spyderco knife?

Quentin Tarantulini

timbuckteeth I'm at the Crossroads

and I'm living on Tulsa Time

One I lived the life of a millionaire

is that spider still there?

step on it!

sit down beside her?

kill it

no, leave the spider alone - it will be keeping down the levels of others pests.

Live and let live

is it Boris the Spider?