my feet are up on the couch
we have one living under our fridge called Eric!
You have a fridge called Eric???
He's about 3" across. I chuck sticks for him, and he fetches them back!
of course, what's yours called?
Eric de Frigidaire... ice cold warrior
my ridge is called 'Alwayson'
similar to Eric the half a bee, but a fridge.
now, what is the tame spider called? Oh,yes, Sid!
run away......very quickly......
the spider has gone now. Do they come back?
always......nasty little buggers.
only when you're asleep!
I'm not here by the way.
they tell me you eat an average of 3 spiders every week when you are asleep
be sure to chew carefully...
probably ought to keep a glass of water on the nightstand to wash them down.
Leave it to climb up the wall. If it is really scary, put it outside in a protected place.
deep fried,the arachnoid version of whitebait!
I think I know what is attractinf the spider...
yep - I know why s/he's walking around
your sparkling personality????
your feet!
all those dead flies in the lamp shade?
daren't,
nope - strike 2 (but how did you know/
you have a lampshade on the carpet?
the spider appetizers that you have artfully arranged on the coffee table?
no - you are all wrong!
The spider knows I'm on the web!!
Oh GROAN. Mr B-T must stand in the corner now.
I'm not standing in no corner - that's where the spider is!!
Yes and its looking to see how many hits its had on its web
the punishment must fit the crime....if Gilbert and Sullivan are to be believed.
I believe Gilbert but not Sullivan
what did Sullivan ever do to you?
or reproduces......I've read Charlotte's Web.
That was NOT a spider. It was one of my favourite plants
famous spiders in history?
spidery guy......one time chancelor to Henry VIII (I think)......clobbered More.
but then there is also that guy from 8th grade English.......ewwwww......
Hitler's entire propaganda machine in the care of a small furry animal!
I think this conversation went south long before I joined it
i might watch Arachnaphobia tonight!
but that spider is still out there somwheres...
Does the Alpha Romeo Spyder count?
BOO!
What about a Spyderco knife?
and I'm living on Tulsa Time
One I lived the life of a millionaire
is that spider still there?
step on it!
no, leave the spider alone - it will be keeping down the levels of others pests.