you can do it! Don't give up!
rofl
zik! As Homer Simpson once said, "Kids, you tried your best and you failed! The lesson is, Never Try."
huh, this plurk is really really old.
are we taking bets on how far he gets ... ?
on responses or on not smoking?
well i think we can get the response up there to 100 by the end of the work day. do you see how much useless stuff i say on IRC?
but smoking, i dunno, he already could be back to it.
yeah i don't know. perhaps the man himself can comment.
we're giving him a karma boost after all.
well, hmmm, we're never gonna get close if its just me saying stuff on this mother.
or maybe we will, who knows??
5 in a row!
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
man this is heavy lifting,
mrzer0
yeah tell me about it, we haven't even reached 40 yet and there's only a couple of hours left in the day. hrmph, maybe i shouldn't have bet
well said. i've been free of a smoking habit for 29 years. if i can do it, you can do it!
or something. what do i know?
maybe try some chewlies gum though?
DAMN YOU PLURK ACCEPT MY COMMENT
DAMN YOU PLURK ACCEPT MY COMMENT
plurk was hella-lame there for a bit.
rofl nice, it wound up accepting my comments anyway.
somebody needs to drop a dime to mk to get up on this shit
a mk sighting would turn this mother out
I imagine that, like Jamie kennedy,
kolb is BLOWIN' UP
damn, that reminds me, STEP UP TO THA STREETS: 2 is On-Demand now. i need to watch that.
he still has some time left to get this bad boy up to 100!
for example, i heard that Windows 7 was going to be available at 3pm EST to the public, but I still see no link on their site
it's a shame when people mark all as read!
man you need to get straight up on NAG for all ur Win7 needz0rs
nah son, they don't have the 64-bit version why would i want that 32-bit shit??
man can't be last, we so close!
partook enough in this wild and crazy plurk! OR HAVE I? tune in to find out after these messages.
|pitches| [insert corporate-branded product here]
whaddya know??? I'M BACK!
what the future holds for
mrzer0/this plurk
be tuning in next week, same plurk time, same plurk channel!
thinks that this plurk is going to kill
mrzer0 and my post/reply ratios
will we be going for the 200 count next week??
this isn't nam, this is plurk; there are rules, man
beans?? wtf beans? i like turtles though.
WE CAN'T STOP TILL WE GET ENOUGH
to thank
mikeacinc for starting us down this incredible path.
if anyone else is planning to WANG CHUNG tonight?
I don't even know Connie Chung!
i came here just to tell you that what the fuck.
so, this is where we use three spaces after a period, right?
its funny
theclaw i almost resurrected that old plurk thread too/instead.
kolb better get like a hojillion karma boost. its still showing -0.06 though. WEAK.
HEH, too bad there's not a way to link plurks
wickerman: bottom right of this box: URL: plurk page
word. but i was thinking he meant link as in SQL JOIN or something
yes,
mrzer0 that's what I meant
NEED TO FILE A BUG REPORT
I heard that the plurk customer service is SIMPLY THE BEST!
plurks don't fail me now!
hmmm, and
kolb still keeps losing karma. That's weak as hell!
ha ha ha, PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GODS SAKE
it would be really great if we could get
kolb in on this
that would probably ruin it
wickerman, that does have some merit to it. maybe we could get it to 1,000 responses before he sees it!
easily, though he's obviously due to check plurk
though I'm sure he'll mark all as read
yeah but this is the second to last post on his timeline and provided that his own timeline is his default view, he'll see it and freak!
only if he doesn't log in first
regardless I'm sure he'll find out about it somehow
watching for whoever is fiending for crack the most
I think our efforts to give
kolb a karma boost has put us (or at least me) in a box
despite our best efforts
kolb has been on a karma decline for days now. even still.
I need to start playing racquetball again, that or seriously take up smoking
sounds like you are rethinking this not-smoking business. i'd say stick with it and not smoke!!
big ups on phrasing that plurk like the Microsoft paperclip!
has he still not responded to this ? think of all we are doing for him and he cant respond
hmmm, this took an odd turn.
but I actually have a beard!
what zombie that kid would equate to in Left 4 Dead
there's also a Never-ending Story reference in there too.
lets take this bad bear to 200!
man, those 'ways' being ebaums watermarks?
ebaums sucks! even more than twitter does.
I figured ebaums would create a nazi singularity *shrug*
I figured ebaums would create a nazi singularity *shrug*
double plurking is THE BOMB
btw, just saw
kolb leaving the building. guess what? he was smoking a cigarette.
i guess he really did rethink the whole not-smoking business. and the conclusion he reached was smoek!
I just hope this plurk doesn't get stubbed out like his smoek!
<
kolb> smoking: it's my anti-plurk
I wonder if he took up smoking again so he has something to give up for lent
he has moved up to the "number one" position in my plurk friends display.
not sure if that's generated based on a response weight or if it's PURE HAPPENSTANCE
its pure happenstance he bounces around constantly from not ever being there to being #5 or 2 or whatever.
hernan43 is #1 for me right now.
one of the mail guys at AIS tried that and it worked for him, more or less. I guess he did have a quick relapse, but as far as i know
doh!
better smoking than a murder beef
if it's okay if, when you smoke, you say a prayer and make sure your lungs are facing Mecca?
i'll have 64-calories of beer please.
this plurk died shortly before the weekend. we need to revive this. OBAMA MAMA!!!
I think this should be the official inauguration LIVE PLURK
if only because I'm sure that we'll get weird cross plurks from the political plurk bots
we need to reboot this bad boy today. starting ... NOW
Ready to start the countdown!
cnn.com keeps showing their online video stream within their online video stream
he just came outta church
not much word about the shot of LIMO-ONE on cnn's stream. i'm kind of surprised.
i think the choir leader is NBA's David Stern, wtf ftw!
can we break 300 today? YES WE CAN!
my mom left where she was staying at 5am, she was 20 miles away, and when I talked to her she was just getting on the train
si se puede get this thread to 300
YES WE CAN
some woman in NYC was renting out a "disco bus" to drive from NYC to DC. wh?
I guess the **** truck was booked
this processional is not handicap accessible
omg on a few levels <facebook status> Kyle Smoot the famous boxing announcer. The "lets get ready to rumblllllllllllllllle" guy.
2) the lets get ready to rumble guy, AFTER i said OBAMA, BUMBAYE
welp former president bush just waved good-bye
its been a long time coming
a change has come. yes it has.
man we've gotta get a move on here!
this think isn't gonna reach 300 by itself
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
pump pump pump pump it, pump it up!
we are here to PUMP YOU UP!
listen to me now and hear me next saturday!
man, that is LEGENNNNNDAAAAARRRRYYY
lol, that's pretty fitting.
he had a dana carvey/weeds ref to make. oh well.
are you reconsidering this not-throttling business?
at least how massive it is. sheesh!
I think that's from some promo for his movie where he was the giant robot eddie murphy
not to be confused with Giant Robot Richard Nixon
can we rack up another 30 in 4 hours?
the wife is on the phone with me telling me about a teacher she has that has never taught a class before, and it shows HEAVILY
did you ever see that movie, i rather liked it. except the first 5/6ths of the movie really had nothing to do with the heist.
ain't gonna put any dead white man on money if he wasn't a president
if you think that obama will wind up on money?
no idea what denomination bill or coin you would put him on.
or what about
zak_ra, apparently she's gonna run in 2028. what if she won? what money would they put her on??
where you all went? we've only got 1 hour and 50 minutes and still 18 more plurks!
heh not sure it's gonna happen
gonna take some heavy lifting
if
bakonbitzz is really going to avoid animal planet all week. i bet you she watches at least something on that channel
also that was my clever way to get her to think about it b/c she said she wasn't gonna read that previous plurk of hers.
also, I don't remember if I mentioned it previously in this plurk (probably did, but doesn't hurt again) but
kolb is smoking again. boo!
ain't seen it yet, but shit, if I was in that role I think cigarettes would be the least of my worries
apparently the obama kids get one more day off of school just because their dad became president today. wtf!??
omg the RIAA BALL?? I bet they hand out subpoenas to all the guests.
i'm still pretty excited about this presidency thing, but i think i cannot keep up on all the tv about it. the orange box is calling me!
Obama hasn't gotten me my free TV yet
RIAA ball is the most magical ball of all. I had a Jack Valenti joke here, but he was MPAA
mrzer0 needs to pry himself away from tf2 to give this that last push
OMFG DUDE MY IPOD TOUCH ISN'T TURNING ON ANYMORE
this is relevant to my interests...
farra
thinks 15 years ago
a certain Brit is reason enough to smoke
kolb's 'other meeting' was the bar
going to order up some "My Other Car is a Bar Stool" stickers to put on
kolb's CATA bus
you can't say we didn't try to keep you in the running...
man,
kolb is at 0.24 as of this moment. I would have figured he'd be back down to 0 again by now.
I thought about bringing this plurk back to life about a month ago, don't remember why I decided against it. Too awesome!
well I think he's still smoking, so it makes sense to keep it going.
you certainly have a point
I just hope others feel as passionate about smoking cessation as I do!
I wouldn't be snorting crushed Chiantix all the time if I wasn't.
it will never die (much like my love of crushing and smoking chantix)
still waiting for Tomacco!
oh shit! did he just kill this plurk?
he's rethought it and is now back to smoking. or smoeking as he used to say in the glory days of IRC
what kolb is doing *right now?*