You know damned well I never asked for anything ever.

Mostly because I am not as dumb as you think I am, old man.

BUT ANYWAY.

I want to make you a deal.

If you give me this one thing that I want, I will do 100 good deeds in the coming year.

And you are old and fat and jolly, so you should like that, right? Knocks a few things off your list, doesn't it?

Okay then. Give me the goods, and I'll pay it forward.

- Yoyo

P.S. Those milk and cookies are mine, put 'em back.

LOL